“I rescued a pregnant street dog and her babies really enjoy hiding.”

(Source)

Whenever someone tries to claim that evolution is a lie, I send them a picture of platybelodon.

1. It’s an excellent example of transitional evolution.

2. It’s a mess who would intentionally do this and why

3. It makes them piss themselves a little.

“Evolution is just a theory-”

Oh good god

I couldn’t help but wonder what this absolute bastard of a skull would look like, and

I was not disappointed. But I was terrified.

OK but what is fucking killing me is that this whole argument, while brilliant, is this:

If you’re black, and still active on this mf I need you to reblog this so we can keep the community close.

Yerrr

Wazzam

Shrek is an anti-gentrification leader and more people need to acknowledge this

The energy I’m on.

Thissss

this is the text of good fortune, reblog in 60 seconds and $1200 will spontaneously materialize in your bank account🙏🙌💪🏻😤

😪 things like this need to be real

need this energy god omg

all the white gays making fun of her is really so funny to me cuz like…this is what yall sound like sis. that’s your sister. 

since tumblr is getting deleted if you care to find me look to the western sky

the entire mood of 2018 has been, disappointed but not surprised.

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all goddamn week