The Signs as Michael Scott quotes
Aries: Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
Taurus: I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me.
Gemini: I'm an early bird and a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms.
Cancer: I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
Leo: I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense I had no idea what to do.
Virgo: You have no idea how high I can fly.
Libra: I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower.
Scorpio: Bros before hos.
Sagittarius: Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going.
Capricorn: Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice.. Strike three.
Aquarius: That's what she said.
Pisces: It's never too early for ice cream.