Who even am I?

i watched this video 3 years ago

and seeing it again the lyrics are still ingrained in my mind

Get this man a Nick Jr contract

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

this is so important

Also important information: A cop cannot arrest you for something you already took. You can tell a cop to his face that you just injected black tar heroin in your veins and as long as you don’t currently have any on you (including things like syringes or residue in a pipe), there’s fuck all he can do about it.

I take police reports for a living. The number of people who will happily tell someone “Well officer, this fight started because I smoked crack cocaine earlier,” is astounding and also not at all illegal. The criminal charge is for Possession of a Controlled Substance. If you don’t possess any at the time, there’s no crime. The only thing you can get dinged for is if you’re actively on a drug and driving, in which case - DUI.

Please, please, please tell EMTs what you took. They’re not going to rat you out to the cops and even if they did, you will still be okay.

Spreading the word, being honest with paramedics and doctors can save your life

i really really love this gif.. i wanna print it out and put it on my wall… this gif makes me feel like the world is Okay.. i wana feel like spungebob getting a giant lollipop every day!

as a jew i love having opinions on jesus. it’s like. no i don’t think he was messiah However Yes i am a fan of this dude. fucker said ‘it’s easier for a camel to go thru the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to go to heaven’ and proved his point by going absolutely ballistic flipping tables and chasing merchants with a whip in broad daylight in a synagogue. basically my thoughts on jesus are: 10/10 would go to brunch with.

[image ID: a hashtag reading “#pagan and Jewish solidarity be like jesus is a solid dude dont know about his followers tho” end ID]

this is the kind of prank we need more of.

As an allo person in a relationship with a sex-repulsed ace person, I think it’s important to note that I don’t need sex with them, regardless of how attractive I might find them! I know how they feel about sex, and not only is the thought of crossing their boundaries an instant turn-off for me, I think it’s incredibly presumptuous to assume I could change their feelings if I try hard enough. They’re my partner! I don’t control them! If I want to do something, I start an open dialogue about it and try to meet them halfway, find something that works for both of us. Often I’m the one who ends up backing down for their comfort, and I’m okay with that, because I want my partner to feel safe and loved and respected, hard limits and all.

All that to say that if you’re a sex-repulsed ace person in the same boat, the pressure should not be on you to change for the comfort of your partner. Relationships are all about communicating to find a place in which you’re both happy and comfortable! If you’re uncomfortable with sex for any reason, you do not need to agree to it just to make your partner happy. Believe me, a good partner will care about your boundaries and be glad that you’re telling them your limits.

OP you are amazing

Wholesome Moments

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I spilled a bowl of instant oatmeal all over myself right as I was putting it in a microwave and had a breakdown that lasted like half an hour to an hour.

How focal length affects perspective.

also known as the reason you look awesome in the mirror and shitty in photos

This is seriously a life altering revelation

48 Shades of Lightning  Taken from last night’s thunderstorm. (color hues are unretouched)