歪了

Sorry, I haven’t done my work, yeah, I’m in spoon jail. Yeah, I was in really bad spoon debt, and I stopped paying my spoon taxes. Yeah, I can’t do anything until I gather enough spoons to pay my spoon bail.

he’s gay

and he’s still at it

men's restroom: gross but in a predictable way. shit and piss but that's it

women's restroom: an actual murder scene in one stall, the pt baby in the sink, if you use the one clean stall people will shake it violently while you try to piss, small children try to crawl under sometimes, someone has written a recipe for poundcake on the door

this isnt true lmao

??? i made this post based on my own experiences using both idk what to fucking tell you man

do you think i lied about gross shit in public restrooms for clout

girl help im getting accused of lying and hating women because of my peepee poopoo post

i feel so bad for non-argentinians like what do you mean you're missing out on the best news channel, crónica tv

("spongebob was found drunk in public")

("drunk driver almost caused a tragedy. batman as the only witness.)

("claims that he was discriminated against for being handsome")

("meow")

("manchita broke the quarantine and can't get down")

faqs:

is this real? / i thought pro wrestling was fake? wrestling is 'fake' in that the fights are choreographed and the winner is predetermined, but the physicality is very real. there's no way to 'fake' getting whipped with a metal chain so hard it leaves welts.

why ARE they chained? this is a specialty fight called a 'dog collar match' where both participants are, you guessed it, fitted with dog collars which are then chained together.

is this legal? / how can this be allowed? why wouldn't it be? they're both consenting adults who planned and agreed to it.

but they could be seriously hurt! they know, and they accept the risk. pro wrestlers are well aware of the injuries possible in their line of work, and they do it anyway because they're crazy people.

IS there aftercare? of a sort, yeah - there's a medical team on hand to patch everyone up, and lots of coworkers backstage to give them a 'job well done!'

why are they wearing thigh highs? they're kneepads/shin guards for protection. looking like sexy thigh highs is just a bonus side effect!

ok, but why's that guy in a shiny speedo? personal preference. wrestlers can design their own outfits and some prefer full coverage long tights, while others wear less to show off the gams.

is that cm punk? yup! he unretired last year.

why do straight men watch this? i'm still trying to figure this one out. 🤷

#is this just kinky as hell to anyone else or like#is that just me? 

Nah mate two half-naked muscular men chained together by their dog collars whipping the shit out of each other with chains in a ritualised power struggle with a predetermined dominator and submitter of the interaction in a public ring is wholesome family entertainment

It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

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Sometimes you gotta pick a cat up just to set them back down somewhere nearby. Remind them who calls the shots in your house. Oh you thought you were lying on the floor? Dead wrong fool you're standing on the couch cushion now staring up at me waiting for an explanation. You'll never get it. I'm gone. I'm walking away. I'm already in the next room before you can so much as mutter a confused "meow." later son. you're reexamining your place in the universe all by yourself. Consider my power in a empty living room

truly the only way to get through to audio terrorists

“Cock-a-doodle-doo” in various languages spoken in Europe

by languages.eu

I have nothing to add to this I am genuinely speechless

“Thank you for being the victim of my shallow emotions”

the mining dwarfer seems to pick his axe at night

girl it's a single sentence

need you to be not so toughies on me.

i want to thank you both for turning my biggest wording fumble where i clumsily said mining dwarfer instead of dwarven miner into a post i chuckle at whenever it comes across my dash

hold on i'm busy i'll have to check what you said in a minute

finally read this. would not have reblogged!

Remembering when I went over to my female teacher's house in 5th grade and saw that she lived with another female teacher & went home going "wow, so teachers really do all live together!" & then my family had to explain to me what lesbians are

This reminds me of when I was a kid and my very Scottish grandma did child minding for extra money. At one point she looked after these three siblings that were adopted from Guatemala. The kids had two moms. It was the 90s and I'm Canadian.

Now, you would think that even in the 90s most adults would see two women who live in the same house and have adopted children together and think "Harold, they're lesbians". My mom certainly did, internally, but my grandma never brought it up, leaving my mom to wonder whether my grandma was being uncharacteristically discreet or if there was something about the situation my mom was misreading.

One day my grandma needed a hand with something to do with the kids, so my mom came over to the house, whereupon she noticed that the two women who lived together slept in one bedroom, and said "ohhh, they're lesbians."

To which my grandmother indignantly rebutted, "they're not lesbians, they're Scottish."

According to my grandmother, you see, it's cold in Scotland, so women live and sleep together all the time and women who do this are not lesbians, because it's cold (????). Therefore, upon noticing two women living together in Western Canada, adopting children together, and sleeping in the same bed together year-round, my grandma had mentally categorized these women as Scottish.

we really need to re-introduce the term "publicity stunt" back into our vocabulary. too many people are getting continually duped by blatant marketing ploys bc fundamentally they don't see celebrities as....greedy millionaires cashing in on media trends to make money

hmmm i see what u mean, but entertain this idea with me....the misuse of the term 'publicity stunt' could potentially put an end to tiktok's popularity because the kids on that app would start to see themselves as 'posers' the way teens did in the '00s

NO UR ACTUALLY COMPLETELY AND OBJECTIVELY CORRECT MB

there is something soo insane about jean's cuntish exterior ceding to the gentlest applied pressure ... he doesn't need to be psychiatrically probed or professionally questioned, honest confessions of his deep trauma just bubble out in reaction to infallible provocations like 'being asked kindly'

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posting this to everyone on tumblr can see it too