Me always: who??????????

someone take me out. either in the date way or the assassination way

me clicking "no" when an app asks if I enjoy it despite me using the app every day

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

you’re such a b**** (bagel)

my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”

yeah that’s true, but is it tru

i'm what the kids call

really exhausted. I’m so tired.

sir that’s my emotional support song on repeat

let me just make one thing clear

i have no clue what’s going on, ever, in any moment, at any point in time. who knows what’s going on? not me. not ever

A tailor

I’m never making another text post again

I mean

adhd is stored in the ass

the a in adhd stands for ass

What do the other letters stand for then?

Ass Don't Have Dopamine