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Rogue: the love of my life died in my arms during the most horrific bigotry fueled attack on my minority group to ever occur. I want to fight back.
Captain America: vote blue no matter who!
Rogue: yeah I'm throwing your frisbee away you fucking nerd
If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽
I think we're gonna need that one for future reference, guys
knitting tutorial made by a twenty-something knitting influencer: 18 min long, 12 of those minutes being the intro and a sponsor plug, they show the first few steps of the tutorial at the slowest speed known to man, they show the most important steps at a neck-break speed, they stop every five seconds to talk about what they just did, 40,000 comments filled with questions ranging from insightful to “how do i knit”, filmed with a camera that costs more than a car, the tutorial is incorrect.
knitting tutorial made by a seventy-something grandmother: two min long, filmed 17 years ago, shows you what you want with the skilled patient hands of a beloved deity, made with the world’s shittiest camera, the best video on the fucking internet, four comments and 30 views, you lose the video and never find it again.
two things i’m noticing in the notes:
1. every artist/crafter/cook agreeing that influencers in their communities also pull shit like this
2. ppl shouting out their fav old lady tutorials and being like “i would die for u diane”
I feel like programmers have the same thing but with Indian guys using broken English to fully explain how to do something in under 5 minutes and it’s the best video on the topic that even professors will refer you to.
waiting for my turn to speak in a conversation and trying not to interrupt literally feels like I'm trying to jump into a game of double dutch
me trying to use my abysmal social skills
The ‘you’re mature for your age’ to sleeping with a bed full of plushies in your mid twenties pipeline is real
NEW HOMOPHOBIC DOG DROPPED!
eyes are literally burning with homophobia
you know I really wish I could be a jauntily-dressed little nonbinary fag wearing dark academia vamp-core outfits but the truth is ...I'm way too lazy. I'm pajama nonbinary. I wanna sleep instead
these tweets are holding hands
Look, I'm not a "details" person, all right?
gohan is the funniest ever version of a burnt out gifted kid because the thing he’s burnt out on is having superpowered martial arts abilities. by every other metric he’s a very stable and successful adult man but nobody in his life except his wife and mother care about that shit, and they all call him a washed up loser because he doesn’t want to shoot energy beams at aliens anymore.
well whatever *thinks about vampires*
Shoutout to Baldurs Gate 3 for having a magical girl transformation sequence but instead of a teenager in a short skirt it's a lesbian aasimar paladin in full plate about to open 13 cans of fucking whoop ass
I appreciate such badassery <3
