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Rachel

@heartliketexas / heartliketexas.tumblr.com

I'm your typical 25 year old with dreams bigger than the universe and a heart to go with it ♥
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darkampharos

Wait weren’t they her shitty parents in Matilda?

Yep! It was right after filming it, actually.

What’s even better is that Maras mother LOVED the book Matilda. She loved it so much that she got her daughter the part, however she died before she got to see it. Or so Mara thought. Apparently just a few weeks before she died Danny Devito went in to the hospital with a rough first edit of the movie and got to let her watch it before she passed.

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thyrell

if that sewer clown makes himself an image of your worst fear before he eats you, i could kick his ass. what’s he gonna do turn into the physical manifestation of being abandoned by your closest friends? gonna turn into an ooky spooky visual representation of catastrophic failure and loss? jokes on you dumbass the only thing im afraid of is myself

Time to kick my own ass. Bitch had it coming for too long

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your dog needs meat and your kids need vaccines. end of discussion.

Also your dog needs vaccines and your kids need meat.

Also your meat needs vaccines and your kids need dogs.

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flokidog

what these are all true

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do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

you’re* it’s* Btw. I am a man.

oooooooooooooh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood ooooooooh my god. oh my god. ooooooooooh. my god oh my god

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bae said she wanted dick tonight but rn she’s sleeping and looks cute so I’m gonna tuck her in and go to sleep too.

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luka-brasi

Wholesome

Unlike you tvon… Ripping off the blanket and rawing me like you ain’t got no sense. Before my eyes can pull apart from the damn cold in my eye, I already got dick in my ass.

Why the fuck u exposing me on this man post!!

Spence I’m sorry bruh

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