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Jackpot

This is getting kind of ridiculous.

There are two five leaves in there somewhere 

I lost count

This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!

Y’all laugh but I actually end up doing pretty well once I go to work

@eruditetyro is this you

this specific post isn’t me but it’s relatable

these are me

someone make the outside of the car minecraft

thats a real ass bitch tbh and im the friend

that’ll do it

so close but so far

#I feel like I’ve just been introduced to a major character in a Wes Anderson movie

there are so many important elements to this. the slow-mo. the sliding on snow in trainers?? the string classical music. the knowing glance towards the camera. the slight raise of the mug in salutation. the book. the red dressing gown. the snowflakes falling past. the hair? the blink as they turn away. who are they

you know whats so rude though like why are bottles of honey shaped like bears. bees make the honey and these phony ass bears get all the glory? justice for bees

people keep telling me this is the plot of bee movie i honestly never knew… i thought that movie was about a woman trying to fuck a bee

I follow a geology memes page on facebook and it is the most incomprehensible set of niche memes i have ever seen

the name of the page is Geology Memes for Hard Hat Wearing Teens

aka, the best name ever

i mean , look at this 

and the finale:

a handy guide on rick identification

(this was a lot funnier in my head)

okay but can we talk about how admirably emotional lance is? the fact that he allowed himself to feel homesick instead of just pressing the feeling like i know some of us would probs have done. i mean…. he started to get himself worked up about missing home so he REMOVED HIMSELF from the party and everyone else so that he didn’t ruin their fun time like what the fuckkkkk. i love lance and his love to feel so damn much.

a junior who was taking the psat today ditched the idea of pulling the fire alrm to get out of testing and instead hacked into the school’s alarm system to set it off exactly when the English section was scheduled to start

THIS KID WAS SLICK ENOUGH TO HACK INTO AN ALARM SYSTEM BECAUSE HE WASN’T PREPARED FOR THE PSAT

and there you have it

that’s the summary of the American education system