im gonna fucking cry

Cursed Iowa fact: whenever a governor is sworn in, someone makes a porcelain doll of the governor’s spouse in the outfit he or she wore on Inauguration Day. That doll is then placed in a cabinet in the Iowa capital building.

This isn’t a shitpost btw it’s real

fucking love saying "tough crowd" or "is this thing on" after telling a joke and not getting a response. or "i still need to workshop that one". you fools. even when you completely ignore my jokes you're only helping me set up more jokes. it's open mic night at the hotel california

Never forget the guy who didn’t remember to hit anon before sending himself hate mail

Love that we’re still dragging the poor fuckers corpse around years later so no one ever forgets their shameful mistake lol

love ouroboros. cannibalization of the divine except you are the cannibal and the divine and the witness watching it

Can't just leave that shit in the tags

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popplio get out of there you scamp

I'm reading a paper about cheese but they keep calling it "the gel"

the gel

why the FUCK does this have more than 10,000 notes

Post got so fucked up by updates it doesn’t even show ryu1964 as the OP anymore

had the wildest interaction today some random woman called me a slag and my dog a fucking faggot because I was using a pink lead/harness and he’s a boy like what the fuck lmfaoo

he did start wagging his tail when he got called a fag so good for him <3

imagine seeing this and being like oh my god oh my god i need to say a slur right now

grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

Adult Cartoon Showdown Round 1

jesus christ its a fucking massacre. do i even need to say futurama sweep this time

I was thinking about what social media, Tumblr specifically, would be like in the Pokemon universe. conclusion: not that different

Pokemon Heritage Post

joking that an adult character who acts childish doesnt know what sex is will never be as funny as saying the same thing about a big tough murderman videogame protag

"papyrus doesnt know what sex is" is nothing "solid snake doesnt know what sex is" is an instant killer

oh my god. minecraft painting had a bnnuy this entire time. this is beautiful

AAAHHHHHHHH AAHHHH AAHHHH <— sounds of happiness