where is this who is this powerful man

Chaotic good

After some good dick……

more like

fun drinking game

take a shot everytime you feel like you wanna die

“hey, how was school?”

i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

i’m telling grandpa salami that you were talking shit

I enjoyed this tweet

But it’s mine???

How has nobody settled for me yet I’m a solid 3

one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”

i love that ur friend is the pregnant dog. what a nice friend to have.

ya she’s my buddy i love her!

update: there were five (5) smaller dogs inside my dog friend, but now they are all outside of her instead (!!) 

GREAT UPDATE NOW YOU HAVE SIX FRIENDS!!!

ya they’re my buddies i love them!!!!!

i found my new favorite post on this website 

#me

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

I’m confused, what is left…

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

You really forgot your whole brain.

she read this post with her pussy

Shang went for the D

But settled for the pussy

scoured the entire kingdom for the pussy

slayed a dragon for the pussy

Godzilla? Did nothing wrong. Shes just too big and all the buildings are too small

she’s not “too big.” She’s perfect

YOU RIGHT

“we don’t really know how this stuff affects people” are you serious? TAKE WOMEN SERIOUSLY AND YOU WOULD.

honestly this illustrates perfectly the ridiculous importance of men standing up for women.