yikes

just feel like one of those club penguin fish rn

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

unbuttoned plaid flannel + nothing underneath? lesbian lingerie.

As a straight guy, I think that’d be hot af to see on a girl!

shut the fuck up demon

mosquito: *about to bite me*

me: umm i have a bf

🌸*little giggles* daddy’s the only one allowed to put their mouth on baby girl ^_^🌸 -Babygirl

me:

mosquito: yikes

i want these tweets on my grave

do you ever learn a new fact and it fucks you over really badly even though it has no effect on your life but it still feels like your whole life was a lie anyways hey did you know barcode scanners scan the white spaces in between and not actually the black bars

THEY FUCKING WHAT