Smile :)

Good news! I just remembered the word I forgot mid sentence nine hours ago

um waitress?? i ordered cocaine but all i got was this soft drink?? ?

i expect ill be able to solve a lot of my problems once my baby brain falls out & my adult brain grows in

slap some pink eye shadow on & move on with ur life

dark google show me locations of illegal farmers markets with secret fruits and vegetables 

Me, putting my sheets into the washing machine: this is going to be the best gonna smell so good be so soft and comfy

Me, having to put the sheets back on: why does god allow suffering

Upper cuteness (by Andi)

HH 24 in Infrared, GGD 7 IR Stellar Group & LDN 1641N Star Cluster by Judy Schmidt

Lençóis Maranhenses National Park, Brazil | Photographer: Michael Anderson

sometimes I remember that I’ve had the same blog for my entire tumblr career and that there are backlogs and backlogs of cringey shit from my various regrettable phases just there for anyone to see if they want and I feel as if someone has tred across my grave

hooked noses, flat noses, big noses, and nose bumps are cute society just has bland taste and a preference for white features

all human emotions can be found in either the mamma mia soundtrack or hozier’s album