i can only see stars

more baby animals here

by Carly Hildebrant

I’m the fatter pug that won’t get tf off

you can beat up a skeleton and steal their arms to use as a weapon in the new zelda

you can do it in real life if you’re not a fucking coward

can we stop the father threatening his daughter’s boyfriend trope? and the dads don’t know how to take care of their kids when their wives are gone trope? and the virgin males are always awkward and geeks trope? and the bachelor who can’t take care of himself without a mother and/or wife trope? and the husband sees any attractive woman and has to cheat on his wife trope? and the if a boy is interested in you then he is just trying to get into your pants at any cost trope? and the boy who wears nail polish or likes theatre has to be gay and therefore “weak” trope?

can we stop hypermasculine tropes in media?

also the married men are miserable because they’re “tied down” or have to spend time with their wives.

yes that one too

moment of silence for all my wasted potential

nurses also appreciate the hell out of this!!!! listen we dont give a single flying F U C K what you do to your body. if you’re in trouble we’re here to help you. promise. i promise you, i have seen weirder in the ER.

President Obama offered to pay for Vice President Biden’s son’s cancer treatment after finding out Biden was considering selling his house to pay for it. That’s really kind but… holy shit. If the *Vice President* has to *sell his house* to pay for healthcare, what chance do regular Americans have? How is anyone still alive in that country?? Australia, do not do anything to creep in the direction of America’s healthcare system. Keep Medicare free. Including frikking pap smears.

I sourced this and oh wow it’s true

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

#tyranbell #flintwatercrisis

Don’t forget Flint.

Tyson factory workers forced to wear diapers

The chicken industry is booming so one would think the factory employees might see the benefits of such great success — instead, according to a new report, they’re wearing diapers to avoid losing their jobs, while working in unsanitary, unsafe conditions.

wait hello? im confused? these are mostly migrant workers? being denied rights for the sake of peoples food, doesn’t tumblr like jump on this shit? where’s all the notes? you’re all so passionate about these workers when they’re picking those pesky vegans vegetables, why y’all quiet now i wonder. 

maybe nobody has seen this yet you vegan bitch

i dont mean to be dramatic but talking to someone every day for a while is really nice until that day comes when you like dont talk to them for like 24 hours and u really just feel like youre dying