I feel like I need to sit down, but I'm already laying down. What is life even.(I'm tired so everything I say and do is superbly dramatic at the moment.)

Mona's gone, Toni's gone, and Zack changed his name so I freaked my shit for a sec. Can anyone catch me up on these things, I feel like I've missed a few episodes of tumblr and I'm extremely lost.

I'm going to watch some super elaborate and utterly ridiculous porn for you while I mourn your not death, pomfy. You are and will be missed considering you listened to me whine about my mom and the dangers of identifying myself as anything other than straight in the military. Goodbye forever.

My favorite tumblr user deactivated while I was gone.... Well, I guess I'm holding a viking funeral.

Also

My opinion(or hope rather) on Kenta being signed, is that he isn't brought in as some mystical warrior from the far east seeking vengeance for the loss of his clan because American gun companies provided the weapons that took out his samurai brethren.... Because that storyline is too good for any of those creative writers to think of.

I'm not dead tumblr, but it'd be pretty rad if I could be Zombie Mamimi.

I'm just on hiatus due to work and other bullshit. I still love you guys.

My want for older siblings/need for responsible parents has made my love life so awkward and weird.

Other things I wanted to post but couldn't due to time constraints

Hey guys, if I'm super into french stuff, does that make me a "oui"aboo?

My sexuality: gif of Dr. Girlfriend from the Venture bros.

*puts Black Sabbath songs into the Poser Jamz tag*

something something I'm buzzed and I hate my mom, something something I like butts, something something..something something..something something queer gay queer something

I'd already posted this but Tumblr is being a dildo, so here it is again

Mamimi's Super Fucking Metal Follow Forever in no particular order of importance that will be updated eventually:

pomfette resuringu lemonteaflower mengs-mullet medievalpoc zackittyelps horrorhound91 jamal2002 pooshin-liger burninglariat razorramonaflowers zm-punk rafzombie 0wenhart notsuperstitious bronanthegnarbarian thisisnoblog harleyquinnism kawaii-thvg brianbuster nichiyou princesspamyupamyu kanenite bear-onica iqwrestler gslchar korrastyle thehardcockkidshawnmichaels trebbz somejamoke gslchar youngassoul superkickparty silenthill 

I am now one new follower away from having to make good on my follow forever promise.