Daniel and Weird Al Yankovic 💥💥💥

📸 by Sinna Nasseri (New York Times)

I love that the phrasing makes it seem like a wedding announcement -- as though they've married and Dan Radcliffe took Weird Al Yankovic's last name

Weird and Daniel Al Yankovic

I love them both

christ in the wilderness, ivan kramskoy

he looks like he needs a cigarette

hey remember when Tesla double charged hundreds of customers who paid for cars thru bank transfers to pad their quarterly earnings report?

The Goonies (1985) dir. Richard Donner

Do it

Oh this is a DELIGHTFUL bit of code.

It’s that time of year, again!

The first-ever sighting of Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes, with reactions, courtesy of Oh No They Didn’t! c. April 2005.

Never forget that one of Hollywood’s greatest horror stories began on LiveJournal.

And ended there, too. The Marriage Impossible tag on ONTD was the most fun ever. Especially the glowstick gif dude.

This tweet is so much funnier now. The whole backstory of Bioshock is that Andrew Ryan, the guy Musk is quoting here, started a city entirely to be a libertarian paradise, but the moment someone else was successful enough to compete with him he made himself a dictator, seized all their assets, and began killing anyone who challenged him. He’s a character defined by his hypocrisy, constantly giving speeches like this about freedom and people pursuing their ambitions without limitation, but throwing all of those beliefs away as soon as they start to inconvenience him.

You know, kind of like a billionaire who buys a social media site, calls himself a “free speech absolutist”, announces that “comedy is legal now”, then blocks or bans all of his critics and changes the rules to limit satire.

Beautiful Rene Lalique vintage perfume bottles (1930s).

Hello! This looks like a fun crowd.

A prayer

Please grant me the bank account of a Real Housewife, the talent of a Project Runway designer, and the artificially inflated confidence of a Big Brother houseguest.

Heads up to Twitter users!

If you see this

Major news just happened

They should invent a me that goes to bed at a reasonable time

Here’s a “life-hack” for you. Apparently concentrated Kool-Aid can be used as a pretty effective leather dye. I was making a drink while cutting the snaps off some new straps for my pauldrons and I got curious, so I tried it, thinking, “ok even if this works, it will just wash out.” Nope. It took the “dye” (undiluted) in about 3 seconds. After drying for about an hour and a half, it would not wash off in the hottest tap-water. It would not wash out after soaking for 30 minutes. It did not wash out until I BOILED it, and even then, only by a tiny bit and it gave it a weathered look that was kind of cool. Add some waterproofing and I’d wager it would survive even that. That rich red is only one application too. Plus it smells great, lol. So there you go, cheap, fruity smelling leather dye in all the colors Kool-Aid has to offer.

WELL THEN!

this may be important to some of my followers *and certainly not just getting reblogged because of my costuming and my boyfriends desire for leather armor*

When I was in middle school we used to use it to dye our hair.  Potent stuff.

If you’re dying anything with kool-aid it’s best to use SUGAR-FREE ones otherwise the thing you’re dying might get all sticky

the flavor only packets where you are supposed add sugar are the best.  they will dye any natural fiber: leather, wool, cotton, hair,  flax, jute, silk and so forth.  heat the dye water so it is more potent.  let dry then rinse excess out in cold water.  there’s  a whole system to this. 

Oh my god

This will prove very useful for any future cosplays I wanna do.

DUDE

Ohhhh a color chart excellent!

USEFULLLLLL

Handspun wool yarn, dyed with Kool-Aid in 1994

Alchemy for the ages

The Leather Shop Sears Catalog, Fall/Winter 1981

That dude's placement is on purpose right? It's gotta be on purpose.

speaking of halloween- if you don’t know what the fuck this is, i am begging you to educate yourself<3

Omg the true full version