Just fuck me up

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Phoenix Wright, Ace Former Art Student

Addition because this is one of my favourite gags in the series

nobody talks about it but like the fact that glasses exist is literally insane

put fucking melted sand in front of your eyeballs and now stuff stops being blurry??? and someone figured this out fuckin hundreds of years ago?

Glass technology evolved because of wine.

Wine used to be stored in clay pots for drinking but then people started blowing glass and realized how pretty wine was in a clear glass bottles. They also realized that glass bottles with curves magnified the image and after decades of experementation they started grinding glass with curves and sand to get that magnification. This is also where the telescope and magnifying glass came from. Eventually after telescopes and looking to the heavens were all the rage people started hand crafting reading glasses which gave their wearers an extra decade of reading with bad eyes. By the mid 1700’s they were common and Ben Franklin figured out how to combine two different magnifications into one lense. By 1900 it was incredibly common to have eyeglasses and actual perscriptions were being developed. Post WWII saw a boom in lense technology filtering down from industrial applications making it cheaper and more affordable. Now days you can typically walk into a dollar store and buy a pair of reading glasses all thanks to some glass blower a thousand years ago that liked to look at his wine.

All of human history comes down to alcohol and horses

don’t forget war

war is just an elaborate manifestation of horses. like a Pokémon evolution.

Stunning sunset! This happens because of a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering: cirrus clouds scatter the longer, red wavelengths of light and give the sky an orange or reddish hue | source

consuming media like

Strayed from the Flock, 1867 - oil on canvas. — Briton Riviere (British, 1840-1920)

if you set off a rube goldberg type death trap to kill someone, if it's a long enough machine, it ceases to become your fault if somebody dies at the end. that's how I've gotten away with it all these years, and why I'm still going to heaven.

👋capitalism 👋

Deniss Vasiljevs: Hallelujah | Skate America 2023

no you don’t understand. there’s a grief that can’t be spoken. there’s a pain goes on and on. empty chairs at empty tables. now my friends are dead and goneeeeee ☹️

two of them

wtf is this junkrat shit

I’m not gonna say it but you know we’re all thinking it

DIRECT ACTION

Vandalism doesnt change the system, it just slows it down and costs money. And no costing money won't change things either. It just goes on the national debt.

are you...talking to the cockatoo

broke: midsommar is a girl power movie

woke: midsommar is a horrifying movie about a manipulative cult

bespoke: midsommar is a litmus test to tell how easily you could be indoctrinated into a cult and if your first thought after watching it is that it was a girl power movie you’re very susceptible to cult tactics and you should be aware of that

you’re the only person who’s allowed to reply to this post anymore

she is going home to make soup. (via)