The Lexicon of the Archon

He’s innocent.

“Look below, and I shall grant your wish.“

“Haha… Got’em.“

This line in my textbook makes it almost worth the $160 I spent on it

THIS BITCH EMPTY

YEET!

Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.

6 inch heels…..she walked in the club like nobody’s business…..godam…..she murdered everybody and i was her witness

incredibly powerful slavic energies here

incredibly powerful slavic energies here

incredibly powerful slavic energies here

Slavamancer

Is… is he slapping… lava? Molten metal? Do my eyes deceive me?

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

What the fuck

When you wake up from a long nap and don’t know what year it is.

Video by Barnaby

never stop being a good person because of bad people

Kids movies create an unrealistic expectation for how many ninjas one can expect to run into as an adult

Baahubali 2

Zero special effected used in the entire movie.

I forgot how weird these movies are

We’ve come full circle.

Jesus Christ

That’s Jason Bourne

“Walking into 2018 like…“ - Roy Purdy