starman

'Hello land dog, I am water dog.'

This man is qualified to play as nightwing

This man is qualified to fuck me

I think he is qualified to be a helicopter too

And there ladies and gentlemen are the three sides of Tumblr: nerdy, horny, high

River Phoenix

Who is this old wrinkly raisin?!

Stanley Kubrick taking a mirror selfie with his daughter, while Jack Nicholson thought it was a photo of him.

my heart says yes but my mom says no

what if i said no too

taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch

HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

Tagliatore - F/W 2014-2015

Source: tremezzo.jp

Don’t worry, Brian, I feel the same way.

Martin & Cracker

what kind of name is martin for a dog