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Alex. Tired Law Student.
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Who Did This To You? (Hangman)

Pairing: Hangman x Female!Reader (no use of y/n)

Word Count: 10.2k because I have no self control

Summary: In your most vulnerable hour, Jake 'Hangman' Seresin is the one to find you, and the one to ask you the ultimate question. "Who did this to you?"

Warnings: Mentions of Abuse and DV (NOT committed by Jake), nongraphic description of resulting injuries, a very one-sided bar fight, mention that a character is going to therapy, insults and confrontation by a past abuser. (This story is a who did this to you trope. While it is only dealing with the 'who did this to you' aftermath of what was done, please keep that in mind.)

Notes: This is just an excuse to write the who did this to you trope. This is self indulgence at its finest.

“Who did this to you?”

Your head shot up a little too quickly at the unexpected company, and the world began to spin all over again. With a groan, you laid your head back on the bartop, hoping the flat wood would help the world right itself faster.

You’d been lying there with your forehead pressed on the cool wood of the bar, sitting directly under an air vent, for the better part of thirty minutes. The Hard Deck’s AC was working overtime to keep the heat outside, and the rush of cold air blowing down the back of your shirt was doing wonders for your sore arms and back. 

“Hurricane, who did this to you?”

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sick of teeth being so high maintenance. you don’t see any other bones requiring so much care and upkeep they literally just do their job and don’t threaten to rot and fall out of your body?? grow up

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How do piercings work in Twilight?

All of the girl vampire wear earrings, but surely the way venom works it would heal the holes in your ears. And if you were wearing when you were turned, it must either break them or push them out. To say it doesn’t would suggest that it would heal around like a bullet instead of pushing that out while it healed you.

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A conversation between me and @netflix

Netflix: We don’t know why we lost subscribers and our stock tanked.

Me: You raised your price three times this year and I can’t afford it anymore. You doing this is the epitome of everything wrong with America, and the only reason more people don’t hate you is because no one has gotten around to doing a major expose on you yet. Lower your prices, and we’ll come back

Netflix: *not listening* Maybe we should raise prices again so we can make more originals.

Me: Even with fewer subscribers and more originals you still increased your revenue because you raised the price so much. Maybe you could just use that money because I’m already about to cancel.

Netflix: *still not listening* definitely more originals

Me: ok bye

Netflix: hey where did everyone go?

The ghost of me that’s haunting Netflix’s office: They told you. They can’t afford you, and you’re shocked they all left? It doesn’t matter if you offer them more content or not. They can’t pay that bill even if the content is worth more.

have they considered that maybe their main mistake was getting rid of the Twilight movies

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Did you know that they had a man holding rob so they wouldn’t fall over cause neither did I

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this is my favorite comment on this post

Robert Pattinson POV:

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Explanation of Leah Clearwater Being a Wolf

Eighth Grade Biology: Punnett Squares.

Wolf genes are just the colorblind genes we all did Punnett squares about in middle school biology.

They attach to X. Women who get one wolf gene from a parent are just carriers with the potential to pass it on. Men with one wolf gene from a parent become wolves. Women who get a wolf gene from both parents will turn into wolves.

Harry Clearwater has the wolf gene; he just didn’t turn when he was young. He passes a wolf gene down to Seth and Leah. Sue Clearwater was originally Sue Uley; she was a carrier with the potential to pass it on to Leah and did. Leah has two wolf genes attached to both Xs. Boom, Leah becomes a wolf.

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Taylor’s been on tumblr for four months and we still have not gotten any kind of acknowledgement or explanation of this gif:

WELL I DEMAND ANSWERS.

ellens yelling voice “TAYLOR” 

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Thought process:

“It’s cold out here, maybe this heat lamp will help. I think I’ll put my hand up and just—NO IT DIDNT HELP IT JUST BURNED MY HAND WHY DID I DO THAT.”

There you have it.

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46 Of The Most Beautiful Sentences In YA Literature

1. “You could rattle the stars. You could do anything, if you only dared. And deep down, you know it too, and that’s what scares you the most.” —Sarah J. Maas, Throne of Glass

2. “Because sometimes chance and circumstance can seem like the most appalling injustice, but we just have to adapt. That’s all we can do.” —Gavin Extence, The Universe Versus Alex Woods

3. “I can’t seem to be a pessimist long enough to overlook the possibility of things being overwhelmingly good.” —John Corey Whaley, Where Things Come Back

4. “Books are my friends, my companions. They make me laugh and cry and find meaning in life.” ―Christopher Paolini, Eragon

5. “Because Margo knows the secret of leaving, the secret I have only just now learned; leaving feels good and pure only when you leave something important, something that mattered to you. Pulling life out by the roots. But you can’t do that until your life has grown roots.” —John Green, Paper Towns

6. “Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all those who live without love.” ―J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

7. “I’m done with those; regrets are an excuse for people who have failed.” —Ned Vizzini, It’s Kind of a Funny Story

8. “Becoming fearless isn’t the point. That’s impossible. It’s learning how to control your fear, and how to be free from it.” —Veronica Roth, Divergent

9. “The moon is a loyal companion. It never leaves. It’s always there, watching, steadfast, knowing us in our light and dark moments, changing forever just as we do. Every day it’s a different version of itself. Sometimes weak and wan, sometimes strong and full of light. The moon understands what it means to be human. Uncertain. Alone. Cratered by imperfections.” —Tahereh Mafi, Shatter Me

10. “Eleanor was right. She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn’t supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something.” —Rainbow Rowell, Eleanor & Park

11. “Don’t be afraid of death; be afraid of an unlived life. You don’t have to live forever, you just have to live.” —Natalie Babbit, Tuck Everlasting

12. “Just because we’ve been … dealt a certain hand … it doesn’t mean that we can’t choose to rise above — to conquer the boundaries of a destiny that none of us wanted.” —Stephenie Meyer, Twilight

13. “Some walks you have to take alone.” —Suzanne Collins, Mockingjay

14. “That’s the thing about pain. It demands to be felt.” —John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

15. “We believe in the wrong things. That’s what frustrates me the most. Not the lack of belief, but the belief in the wrong things. You want meaning? Well, the meanings are out there. We’re just so damn good at reading them wrong.” —Rachel Cohn, Dash & Lily’s Book of Dares

16. “Why would you be given wings if you weren’t meant to fly?” —Leslye Walton, The Strange and Beautiful Sorrows of Ava Lavender

17. “Live! Live the wonderful life that is in you! Let nothing be lost upon you. Be always searching for new sensations. Be afraid of nothing.” —Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

18. “It’s just that…I just think that some things are meant to be broken. Imperfect. Chaotic. It’s the universe’s way of providing contrast, you know? There have to be a few holes in the road. It’s how life is.” —Sarah Dessen, The Truth About Forever

19. “The universe is bigger than anything that can fit into your mind.” —Ava Dellaira, Love Letters to the Dead

20. “I try to think about how it all works. At school dances, I sit in the background, and I tap my toe, and I wonder how many couples will dance to ‘their song.’ In the hallways, I see the girls wearing the guys’ jackets, and I think about the idea of property. And I wonder if anyone is really happy. I hope they are. I really hope they are.” —Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower

21. “Things were rough all over but it was better that way. That way, you could tell the other guy was human too.” —S.E. Hinton, The Outsiders

22. “What if evil doesn’t really exist? What if evil is something dreamed up by man, and there is nothing to struggle against except our own limitations? The constant battle between our will, our desires, and our choices?” —Libba Bray, Rebel Angels

23. “It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.” —J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

24. “It’s like the people who believe they’ll be happy if they go and live somewhere else, but who learn it doesn’t work that way. Wherever you go, you take yourself with you. If you see what I mean.” —Neil Gaiman, The Graveyard Book

25. “I can tell you that the end of a life is the sum of the love that was lived in it, that whatever you think you have sworn, being here at the end of Jem’s life is not what is important. It was being here for every other moment.” —Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Princess

26. “Life, with its rules, its obligations, and its freedoms, is like a sonnet: You’re given the form, but you have to write the sonnet yourself.” —Madeleine L’Engle, A Wrinkle In Time

27. “Maybe who we are isn’t so much about what we do, but rather what we’re capable of when we least expect it” —Jodi Picoult, My Sister’s Keeper

28. “People never really died. They only went on to a better place, to wait a while for their loved ones to join them. And then once more they went back to the world, in the same way they had arrived the first time around.” ―V.C. Andrews, Flowers in the Attic

29. “Goodbye, I say, goodbye, as I disappear little by little into the middle of the middle of my own spectacular now.” —Tim Tharp, The Spectacular Now

30. “But if I’m it, the last of my kind, the last page of human history, like hell I’m going to let the story end this way…Because if I am the last one, then I am humanity. And if this is humanity’s last war, then I am the battlefield.” —Rick Yancey, The 5th Wave

31. “The words were on their way, and when they arrived, she would hold them in her hands like clouds, and she would ring them out like the rain.” —Markus Zusak, The Book Thief

32. “Child, no one is ever ready for anything. I would never doom you to that. What sort of adventureless life would that be?” —Alethea Kontis, Enchanted

33. “And now that you don’t have to be perfect, you can be good.” —John Steinbeck, East of Eden

34. “Maybe some people are just meant to be in the same story.” ―Jandy Nelson, I’ll Give You the Sun

35. “If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s this: We all want everything to be okay. We don’t even wish so much for fantastic or marvelous or outstanding. We will happily settle for okay, because most of the time, okay is enough.” —David Levithan, Every Day

36. “Doubt everything at least once. What you decide to keep, you’ll be able to be confident of. And what you decide to ditch, you will replace with what your instincts tell you is true.” ―Amy Plum, After the End

37. “Just as a river by night shines with the reflected light of the moon, so too do you shine with the light of your family, your people, and your God. So you are never far from home, never alone, wherever you go.” —Karen Cushman, Catherine Called Birdy

38. “You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth, thinking about how you’ll escape it one day, and how awesome it will be, and imagining that future keeps you going, but you never do it. You just use the future to escape the present.” —John Green, Looking for Alaska

39. “There’s no shame in fear, my father told me, what matters is how we face it.” —George R.R. Martin, A Clash of Kings

40. “I know that the whole point—the only point—is to find the things that matter, and hold on to them, and fight for them, and refuse to let them go.” —Lauren Oliver, Delirium

41. “We feel cold, but we don’t mind it, because we will not come to harm. And if we wrapped up against the cold, we wouldn’t feel other things, like the bright tingle of the stars, or the music of the aurora, or best of all the silky feeling of moonlight on our skin. It’s worth being cold for that.” —Philip Pullman, The Golden Compass

42. “It’s a lot easier to be lost than found. It’s the reason we’re always searching and rarely discovered—so many locks not enough keys.” ―Sarah Dessen, Lock and Key

43. “On that cold night in January it all slipped into place for me and she became my everything and my everyone. My music, my sun, my words, my logic, my confusion, my flaw.” —Julie Murphy, Side Effects May Vary

44. “Hope? Hope can be a powerful force. Maybe there’s no actual magic in it, but when you know what you hope for most and hold it like a light within you, you can make things happen, almost like magic.” —Laini Taylor, Daughter of Smoke and Bone

45. “[She] had always suffered from a vague restlessness, a longing for adventure that she told herself severely was the result of reading too many novels when she was a small child.” —Robin McKinley, The Blue Sword

46. “Youth cannot know how age thinks and feels, but old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young.” —J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 

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Heeey! First, i love everything you wrote about The selection. Second, can you please back to write? Just one chapter, pleaseee. I'll be infinitely grateful❤ Ps: sorry for my english, i'm brazillian

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You are too sweet! I’m sorry I didn’t get this posted sooner!

Food Fight

“Maxon, you need to eat something.”

I stood in the doorway of his office, watching my husband pour over the paperwork that covered his desk. Work towards abolishing the castes was a lot harder than anyone thought.

“I will, just give me a minute.”

“You said that last night and never showed up. You barely ate anything at lunch today, too. You’ve got to take a break, Maxon.”

“We have a deadline, Mer. I’m not going to shy away-”

I walked over to his desk, pausing by his chair before I grabbed his hand. He looked up, his eyes tired behind a pair of reading glasses I didn’t even know he needed until after we married. “I know you do, and I’m going to help you tonight. But you need to eat some dinner, tuck your children in bed, and then we’ll handle this, okay? They’ve been asking about you all day.”

He took off his glasses with his free hand and laid them on the desk before rubbing the bridge of his nose. “I hate it when you are right.”

“Happens pretty often, huh?”

Maxon chuckled. “What’s for dinner?”

“Your favorite. Steak and potatoes.” Maxon’s eyes brightened at my answer. “And I didn’t even suggest it. You can thank the head chef for that.”

“That’s probably because I gave them all a raise.”

“Or it could be because they actually like you, and they all know how stressed out you are. Nicole even made chocolate cake.”

Maxon stood and stretched. “Chocolate cake?” He pulled me into his arms. I leaned forward, placing a soft, easy kiss against his lips.

“Yep.”

“Sounds tempting. Almost as tempting as my wife.” He brushed his nose against mine.

“You noticed, huh?”

“I always notice. Right now, I just have the opportunity to do something about it.” His fingers drummed lightly on my waist as he planted a kiss on each cheek. Maxon’s stomach let out a large growl, which I snorted at.

“As delightful as that sounds, if you want to spend your break with me, we can do it in the dining room, with our kids, with a plate of food in front of you.”

“But then I couldn’t do this.” Maxon’s hands drifted down, pulling me flush against him. His lips traveled down my neck, making my heart flutter wildly.

“Maxon, this isn’t going to work. You need to eat!”

Maxon pressed his lips just under my jawline, right below my ear. They brushed my ear, his breath warm and soft against my skin. “Who says I wouldn’t be eating?”

“DADDY!”

Two series of high pitched giggles and screams came from the hall, our toddlers just on the other side of the door.

“Always right on time, those two,” Maxon noted slyly.

“Later,” I promised as I took his hand in mine. Maxon groaned good naturedly before leading us both to the door. The nanny opened it just as we approached, an exasperated look on her face.

“I’m sorry, your majesty.”

“No need to apologize, Margaret.” He sunk to his knees on the carpet, crawling towards the door. “Where are my two monsters?”

Eadlyn giggled from the other side. Ahren jumped out, growling as he leapt towards Maxon. He caught Ahren, gently pinning him to the floor and tickling him. My son’s laughter filled the room. Eadlyn darted out and tangled herself with her brother and father.

“Two tickle monsters after me!?” Maxon was on his back now, letting the pair have at him. They both tried to tickle him, their fingers clumsily moving over their father. “Help!”

“No, momma!” Eadlyn squealed.

“Play!” Ahren added. He leapt from his father, coming to pull on my hand. “Peas?”

“After dinner,” I amended as I picked him up. “If you and your sister eat all of your dinner, maybe we will have time to play with Daddy some more. Can you be good and eat?”

Ahren nodded his head excitedly. Maxon rose from the floor, Eadlyn wrapped against him. She was telling him about her doll, which he listened to as intently as he would any dignitary or council member.

Together, we all walked into the small dining room, which we used for our everyday meals. The food was already laid out on the table, the smell absolutely divine. We settled into our seats, Maxon with Eadlyn and mine with Ahren. Even with the nanny’s help, feeding the twins was a job in itself. Lately, all they wanted to eat was chicken nuggets and macaroni and cheese. After eating a few bites of my own meal, the battle began.

“No!” Ahren protested as I tried to get him to eat some broccoli.

“It will make you grow big and strong, just like Daddy!”

“No!”

I threw a piece into my mouth, quickly chewing and swallowing. “So good! Don’t you want to try some?”

Ahren eyed the vegetable, still looking unsure. “No.”

“Here buddy, try this.” Maxon reached over and grabbed a stalk and swiped it through the macaroni and cheese, covering it in the golden sauce. “It’s yummy!”

“Chee?”

“Yep, tastes like cheese!”

Ahren took it from his father and slowly took a tentative nibble. His eyes brightened slightly. “Good job!” Maxon praised. “Eadlyn, do you want me to get you one?”

“No! I do.”

Maxon handed her a piece of broccoli, which she promptly dunked into her mac and cheese. “Thank you,” I whispered. The past couple of nights without him was a handful. They always seemed to eat better around him. He gave me a wink before directing his attention back to the kids. He ate while he fed them, the room full of giggles and happy smiles. Once they’d finished most of their plates, I cut two slices of cake. Each was big enough that Maxon and me could share with the twins.

“I can help you get them into bed tonight,” he offered while giving Ahren a small bite.

“You don’t have to do that, Maxon. I know the reports need to be finished tonight. You need some sleep, too.”

“More!” Eadlyn demanded of me. I gave her a look, to which she looked down at her plate.

“What do we say, young lady?”

“Peas?”

“Very good!” I acknowledged as I gave her a bite of mine. I quickly took a bite as she chewed. It was no strawberry tart, but Nicole’s chocolate cake was right up there with it. I turned back to Maxon. “You get to work, and once I get them into bed, I’ll come down. We can team up and tackle this together.”

Maxon set his plate on Ahren’s highchair. “I’m sorry things have been so crazy lately. I just…I want to get this right, America.”

I leaned over to him, brushing my fingers along his cheek before pressing a soft kiss there. “I know you do.”

“MORE PEAS!”

Just as Ahren yelled it, a toddler sized fistful of cake smacked Maxon in the face. Ahren had his little hands in what remained of the slice, eating it just as much as throwing it. I quickly set my plate down, covering my mouth to keep from laughing.

“Something funny, your majesty?” Maxon offered before reaching for a napkin. I shook my head, a few giggles escaping from in between my fingers. I turned back to Ahren, to access the damage. Something gooey, soft, and hauntingly chocolatey hit the side of my head. I turned in the direction of my husband, who sat grinning, a fork poised with another bite of cake.

“Maxon. Calix. Schreave. What do you think you are doing?”

“Having a little fun?” He deposited a sizeable piece of cake on each of the twin’s trays. “Isn’t the saying all work and no play make a very dull boy? Are we dull, Ahren?”

“NO!”

“I didn’t think so.”

“Maxon, don’t you dare-”

“Get mommy!”

Thankfully, I missed most of the throws from my children, but Maxon’s forkful crashed right into my hair. I grabbed what remained of my piece, shoving it into his face. We made a mess of the remainder of the cake, all of us covered in the desert. Eadlyn and Ahren had the biggest smiles on their faces, both eating or throwing what they could get their hands on.

Maxon took hold of me, his hands caressing my cheeks. There was chocolate icing smeared over his brow, the left cheek completely covered in cake. “I love you.”

“Don’t you dare think I’m going to forget this. I’ll have my revenge,” I swore teasingly. “And I love you, too.”

“I think it’s safe to say that we all need a bath,” Maxon observed as he stood. He licked around his lips, clearing some of the cake and icing there. “And that I’m going to need to give the cleaning staff yet another raise for this mess.”

“No!” Ahren cried happily. Eadlyn joined him, softly singing “no” over and over again.

“No to the bath or the raise?” Maxon questioned.

“No!”

“It is their favorite word,” I noted.

“Out of the few they know, that is true. Ahren, my son,” Maxon began as he picked him up. Eadlyn reached out for me, and I took her into my arms. “Let me tell you about the proper way to make a budget cut.”

“Cut?”

“Yep, cut.”

I shook my head as I laughed lightly at their antics. Eadlyn listened intently to her father’s words as we climbed the stairs to give them both a bath. He’d turn to Eadlyn as he spoke, giving them equal attention. It would be a long night, but moments like this, where there was just the joy of my husband and children, were worth it.

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when i say “unfollow me if you support trump” im not saying it ironically. no, seriously, if you support trump then i dont want your disgraceful ass to be in any way associated with my blog. get out.

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