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@iliketheflyers / iliketheflyers.tumblr.com

Flyers season ticket holder. #1 advocate for the awesomeness of Claude Giroux. Avid fan of Luke Schenn's pregame stretch. Phil Kessel is NO LONGER my spirit animal. Zach Parise is Captain America.
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*starts looking at tumblr again for the first time in over a month* *90% of feed is patrick kane and jonathan toews* "ughhhhh this is why i left this God forsaken website" *logs off*

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HEY EVERYONE! this is my first post/time on tumblr in over a month lololol i avoided tumblr to avoid annoying hawks fans

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That girl you just called annoying? She is a Flyers fan and hasn’t had her team win the Cup since 1975. Have some respect.

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Owner sees her quadriplegic dog walk for the first time after surgery

My heart

I’m not crying

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the blackhawks are so ugly and literally not even the shining ethereal light of kimmo timonen’s sparkle heart could cleanse them. thats how u know they’re the villain 

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bigboykings

Every day next week will be the same backwards: 5/10/15 5/11/15 5/12/15 5/13/15 5/14/15 5/15/15 5/16/15 5/17/15

Bruh

Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.

why yall stay bitter go eat your bean toast

We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”

“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former. We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So…. p>

While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.

oh

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umm yeah i'm sure you'll really win me over by saying hockey is the worst sport BITCH I DON'T FUCK AROUND HOCKEY OVER STUPID BOYS ANY DAY

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I JUST WANT TO SAY FUCK THE H*WKS

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