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jojo cant be spoiled because the spoilers just make you want to read the manga to try and understand how it can make sense that the president of the united states wants to absorb the corpse of jesus christ to make america great again.

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why do i end up sitting straight up in my sleep. ignore how many blankets I use.

Bestie it is impossible to ignore the amount of blankets you use at first I assumed this was a meme and those were the layers of the crust of the earth

I actually have 4 more blankets I sometimes add but I didn’t want to make my blanket number look excessive

Are you okay

The results are inconclusive on that.

Bestie. the reason you end up sitting up is your lungs think you are being crushed.

OP making the bed

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i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

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the da2 party banter is so. its so,,, time to say the most awful thing possible to you rn. anders point blank saying did you ever want to commit suicide. fenris responding without hesitation did you??? isabela constantly bringing up aveline's dead husband so aveline calls her a whore. fenris saying very politely and calmly that all mages suck big balls and anders tearing his hair out. merrill being like idk bro spirits are just dudes to me and anders says they represent SINS why dont you LISTEN-- people just straight up lying to each other about how they feel about things just because they don't want the other person to win. this is not a comprehensive list this is just what happened the last two times i played. i love them so much they are all so awful

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Varric Tethras as a character is wild. He calls everyone by a nickname. He writes trashy romance novels. He’s a prolific liar. His family got them kicked out of the dwarf kingdom for rigging dwarven Wrestlemania matches. He has fingers in literally every crime ring in Kirkwall. He lives in a pub. He named his weapon after his absent girlfriend with whom he has a restraining order. He denies his involvement in keeping the wizard police away from his friend’s illegal magic Urgent Care. He’s the mom of the friend group. And he does this all while being four feet tall

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