Zootopia had a message that I hoped everyone received.

I caught my chicken sleeping on the job. x

someone answer him!!

When my future husband comes home from WORK and asks what’s for dinner

When it’s pussy for dinner yet again and you aint had a cooked meal in months

LMAOOO

When the lady next door cooks actual food.

LMAOOOOO it got better

Lmao 😂😂😂😂

Ya gotta stop 😂😂😂😂

And She serve dessert

Originally posted by champagneovo

Yesssss

It just keeps getting better 😂

💀💀💀💀

But her man found out about you “coming over for dinner”

Originally posted by eightyproblems96

Wait this made me laugh

Nooooooooooooo :(((( #crying

Oh god 😂😂😂

Originally posted by cratermania

why does this post keep getting better and better lmao

^^^ really tho lol

When her and her bestie fake an alibi and he believes it

Originally posted by toxzen

when you just got done killing yo husband and the side bitch next door cus they thought they was slick 

Fin

😭😭😭😭

// jan 11, 2016

the pink didn’t work out

ART.

I love this omg???

When you go to your best friends funeral.

LMAOOOOO

I fucking can’t

GUYS I REPOSTED THIS ON INSTAGRAM AND A FEW MINUTES LATER PATRICK STUMP REPLIED TO MY TWEET WHEN I ASKED ABOUT HIM PERFORMING AT THE 1989 TOUR

WASN’T GONNA REBLOG THIS BUT THEN I READ WHAT costumeswift SAID WHICH MADE IT NECESSARY TO REBLOG

EVERY TIME I NEED TO I JUST CANT PASS 

Something magical i hope

I CANT PASS THIS

i just heard my mom calling me down for dinner.

god is real.

please.

Yeah yeah

My mom just gave me 40 dollars biih

Need this