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wait you understand that kinks are ok because they're fantasies that make you happy right? you all get that you don't need to have trauma for your kinks to be okay? right? like none of you think i witnessed a tragic accident on the pool toy assembly line right?

like "some people work through their personal issues with kink" was a good first step for some of the class that were struggling but i think now we're ready for "things that don't hurt anyone and make people happy are okay even if you personally think it's icky"

BECAUSE ROUGE THE BAT DRAWN AS WIDE AS SHE IS TALL WITH TITS TO MATCH KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY?

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

Chat where did I go wrong

the reviews are in

I read that as dual wedding and i had to

lets give them a proper skyrim marriage

i love how tumblr users play with jpegs like dolls

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

Truly one of the sentences of all time. Wetpilled denimmaxer

Zaddy

feeling a deep sense of kinship with danny here

Mood

One of us one of us

a shirt that is both very specific but could also at the same time apply to about 700K people

Great news! I found the whole text.

This is not only me, but like half my friend group.

ah, my bretheren.

me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm

4 days until wet rat wednesday

3 days until wet rat wednesday

1 day until wet rat wednesday

happy wet rat wednesday

Despite all my wrath I am still just a rat in a bath

Ph: Jay Dimmock

happy 420

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strong contender for my new favorite tee k.o. shirt