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unclefather
how to kiss a boy
- grab his waist
- slip your hand in his pocket
- steal his wallet
- dont even kiss him
- just run
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today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american
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so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play
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helpfulrps-deactivated20141208
this has probably already been thought of but a 1x1 where one character is the other’s imaginary friend that they’ve grown up with and have had to keep them a secret for years because they are “too old” to still talk to the imaginary friend who has guided them through their...
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Massive sinkhole swallows house in Florida
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slovvbro-deactivated20130818
*marries u but only as a friend*
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How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except your brain?
Ruby Wax
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The boys wouldn’t let him tell a joke - 28/09
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got gym class in haAAlf an hour…
but she doesn’t know *raspy* who i aaam
and she doesn’t give a damn about me
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