"Networking is how you get a good job" I am killing myself dawg
i am extremely well-adjusted and mentally healthy as long as nothing goes wrong ever at all even a little bit
artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.
its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post
pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs
this is insane
Every part of this car sounds like this project we did in 6th grade to design a car. And this company's cars already has a kill count.
my son Otto Mobile who has every disease
"cant boycott McDonald's because it's my comfort food"
"cant boycott Starbucks because it's convenient for me to eat breakfast there and I need my little treats uwu"
"cant boycott Eurovision because I like the music"
damn. cant do shit. almost like it means nothing to u
Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!
Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story
Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..
My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!
Star of the morning, collapsed in the weeds.
image i am in love with
Hoodwinked AMV - Break Stuff
Break Stuff Sunday
Welcome to Break Stuff Sunday
I fucked up
Ever since I was a young child, I knew I wanted to be a fucked up creature.
some aqua teens
@owouwuowomydude well.. yes! lool I have some more athf i've been meaning to post.. but i hope this answers your question
to all my mutuals and friends. im so sorry