literally at our game last night I was like “fuck this, i use stone shape on this wall to bypass this locked door. I’m spending a 3rd level spell slot on this because while Khurza canonically got 8 hours of sleep, I, Anita, only got 2 hours of sleep and I do not care anymore”
hey vampires! im very stupid and have so much blood
I’ve noticed the number of people reblogging this post spike on the hour as different timezones hit valentine’s day… I see yall
A wild comfy sofa chair has appeared!!
…..What will you do?
my whole personality is nostalgia , actually,
i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know
"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of
you’re in her dms, I’m in her animal crossing mailbox w love letters, we are not the same
if dinosaurs are just a joke that archaeologists haven’t understood yet, god is playing this joke on crowley specifically
*reads the title*
My brain:
thank you for your service
I’m sorry, but I felt the need to add my own take
Here are my contributions
Gimme an O. Gimme an M. Let me hear a G…
Here you go, Neil:
Also imagine guys:
Aziraphale: I’m just reading that snakes used to have legs.
Crowley: Yeah, I had bet them in a poker night. Beelzebub won, and not only mine.
ah yes, the rare and elusive ADHD mood of "I have five different things that I want to do that I've been thinking about doing all day but I can't do them all at once so instead of just picking one I'm going to do none of them and just sit and sulk about how I'm not doing any of the things I want to be doing right now"
honestly the best thing i’ve done in the past year was replacing “i wanna die” with “i wanna commit a crime.” same humor and sentiment without the suicidal ideation
thank you SO much for this tag
let’s bring back romanticism i’m tired of trying to be rational, we’re all dumb and we all want love
guillermo del toro could write cosmic horror but lovecraft could never write the shape of water
The difference between the Shape of Water and Shadow Over Innsmouth is that one was written by a racist and the other isn't.
sometimes making tea is less about drinking it and more ab it keeping you company
Yeah, I’m gonna need everyone to read this and take note of it right quick 💅 (x)
not to get too deep on main but did anyone else have such deeply rooted issues with their self worth for so long that they thought as a kid/teen that their only redeeming feature was being “low maintenance” and now as an adult you give yourself guilt pangs asking for any more than the barest minimum in virtually any relationship because asking for things might negate your only good quality which is just “doesn’t ask for things”
