i have seen this post on my dash 7 times now and every time i think more loudly, 'this is what Batman villain The Penguin's dialogue sounds like when they let him be fun to watch.'

Phenakistoscope Disk - France - c.1835

why so silent?

Back when all house wives took valium so they didn't kill their family.

Back when all house wives

took valium so they didn’t

kill their family.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

good bot

aww, they got married <3

this is so funny im losing my mind

these human creatures have strange customs. some are nice tho

Proper boundaries

oh no

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED!!!!

Just a casual psyduck army. I have so many ideas running through my head on what I could do with them lol

GUYS I HAVE LOCATED THE ELUSIVE DANCING PSYDUCKS HERE. THEY ONLY HAVE 30 OF THEM THOUGH 😱😱😱

we don’t have to fight anymore

Happy Indigenous Peoples’ Day!

born and raised texan, baby, ain’t nothin’ like it

EVERYONE GET UP VELMA IS FINALLY CANON CANON IN THE MOVIES LETS GOOO

omg so we have 1 seeing dog and 1 blind dog and whenever there's a toy they both want, the seeing dog takes it and just...stands very still. immobile. she KNOWS he will try to wrestle it from her but she has figured out that if she does not squeak it, then he will not find it. leading to this.

"god....grant me the strength to not squeak the squeaky toy"

You just KNOW they talking about anime.

She’s wearing a Naruto shirt, his jacket has the Leaf Village symbol on the sleeve.

They’re definitely talking about anime (probably Naruto).

my fave part is that they’re at a coach fashion show