Can’t stop watching this

I went to the pet shop and the owner said he had a talking centipede for sale.

I said ‘no way, centipedes don’t talk.’ The owner promised me it was a talking centipede so I purchased it and took it home with me. A little later in that evening I went up to its tank and said ‘alright mate, I’m just popping down the pub if you fancy a few pints?’ The centipede said nothing, I scoffed and went to the pub. The next evening I thought I’d give it another try so I went to its tank again and said ‘alright mate, I’m just popping down the pub if you fancy a few pints?’ Still absolutely no response from the centipede, so I went on my way, cursing the pet shop owner. The following evening I thought I would give it one more try, so I went over to its tank and asked ‘alright mate, I’m just popping down the pub if you fancy a few pints?’ The centipede replied ‘I heard you the first time I’m just putting my fucking shoes on’

CHANGE YOUR URL, JEFF.

couples’ crocs.

Yesterday I heard a retail worker at my local smoke/leather/lace/head shop describe Steampunk as “what happens when goth kids discover brown” and I just.

She wasn’t wrong.

literally cackled out loud

My favorite misunderstanding I’ve had to clear up so far was a Japanese person asking me about the word “fuck”. Because apparently someone had told him if he said “fuck” in America that he might be killed on the spot. Which I think is the funniest lie that I’ve ever heard

damn how brave was he feeling when he asked you that

Fun times with the BakuBoys✨

look man, this is the only way i’d want a traitor reveal to go down all these kids are good and pure

of course i have a lot of pent-up rage you fool i’ve been the same height since i was 12

Okay but what the fuck happened to Ben. He’s said to have had a horrible death, but every other ghost Klaus comes across has maintained the appearance they had when they died.

So what the fuck happened

Okay okay okay, so I’ve been thing about this for a while. It’s been stated multiple times that Ben died a gruesome violent death, and yet his ghost shows no sign of it.

My theory is that whatever killed Ben….was really really bad. Worse that Cha Cha and Hazel’s ghosts. Because they were obviously disgusting, but the majority of them were intact.

I’m thinking Ben’s body was absolutely shredded. So destroyed that if his ghost were to come back as his “death form” it would be a pile of ground up meat…

And I know that’s terrible, buts it’s really the only thing that makes sense. He wasn’t poisoned, he didn’t kill himself, he was destroyed.

A hero of many faces

bakusquad as random comments i found on youtube

bakugou:

kirishima:

mina:

sero:

kaminari:

bonus aizawa: