虎穴に入らずんば虎子を得ず。

yall are a little too good at replicating the old tumblr fandom posts please stop i feel like a veteran on the fourth of july

“are you okay” no bro i constantly feel like i am too much but simultaneously not enough

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

if u are reading this, i’m sending u lots and lots of love, stay safe

MONEYBAGSHFHHJHS

I-

CHOKEDDD

cinematic parallels

Strike three

This is so cool

Everything changes while everything stays exactly the same

me at a museum- (gazing at a random item of mundane life) what was the name of the person who made you? what songs did they sing? what jokes did they tell? what was their favorite food? did they ever marry their sweetheart? who remembered them when they died?

broooooooooooooo ur supposed to flirt with ya girl everyday like u still tryna pull her

I’m traveling with my dad. He’s at a meeting. I hate meetings. Plus, I’m not allowed to go in. I can only sit in the lobby. That’s boring. So, he dropped me off here. He gave me his credit card and told me to give this to whoever was welcoming people in so I won’t get into mischief. And, ma'am, sometimes I do get into mischief.

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992), dir. Chris Columbus

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

Winnie the Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Year (2002) dir. Gary Katona, Jamie Mitchell and Ed Wexler

upgrade 

I can’t wait till this is on my dash again on December 24th tbh.

Guys.

Guess what?

It’s officially…

HALLOWEEN!!!!