they have recently dug up 12 human skeletons in ben franklins basement and they have no explanation
Ben Franklin is the zodiac killer
they have recently dug up 12 human skeletons in ben franklins basement and they have no explanation
Ben Franklin is the zodiac killer
Me on my deathbed: why did that man honk at me on January 4th 2015
a visual representation of how bad I want to go home at any given moment
me: i desire to finish a very nice and polished drawing.
my hands:
character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*
me:
oh god no
hi its me tommy pickle
me on the first day of september
My fucking roomba woke me up at 5 am to tell me she’s stuck near a cliff.
The base of the fan counts as a cliff now, i see.
He was very scared
save him
we need to talk about shrek more
i feel so dumb when i get done watching a movie and am like “hm ! i had lots of fun watching that ! i liked it!!” and then curiously check the ratings of the movie i just watched and the reviews are all like “abomination of a movie. horrible mess. worst thing i have EVER seen. spits on the face of ALL cinema.”
every time
milennial culture is sending a horrible post to your friend who is sitting 10 feet away from you in the same room, and waiting 2 seconds before hearing a dismayed “….no!”
Anyone: *stands behind me while I’m on my phone*
Me:
*Aang voice*
Appa, yeet yeet