If they ever decide to shut down tumblr for good I’m gonna download my blog and turn it into a coffee table book for future generations of my family to be passed down as a family heirloom
not to be positive on main but sometimes things really are ok. sometimes you really will be happy and safe and warm. sometimes you really will be giggly and blushy and full of love. sometimes the night is chilly and your home is cozy and your tea is perfectly steeped and your phone lights up with a message from someone you love. sometimes life really is quite lovely.
Everyone talks about “teeth falling out” and “inappropriate nudity” being almost universally common dreams but no one acknowledges the “attempt at a sex dream that is interrupted by a long series of tedious problems and inconveniences”.
one of my favorite tropes is when your group of main characters has been split up for questioning and they’re all answering the same questions in a neatly-spliced montage
my favorite trope is when the stories blatantly and hilariously conflict
im sick of having crushes its time for the tables to turn and ppl to have crushes on me!!!!!
is she.......you know........
Why is this so funny
the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself