Mr. Smallfellow

Shaun of the Dead (2004)

i genuinely think this is one of the funniest shit he’s said, like, ever

grunt does some mental math

– Audrey Hepburn

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pt. 1

Monster!Boyfriend who loves to remind you how much smaller you are compared to his behemoth frame. His thick, wet tentacles keep you up in the air, the suckers making a loud pop whenever they move over your delicate limbs, caressing every single inch of your skin with so much devotion one would think you're the Goddess he worships.

His hectocotylus pounds into your needy cunt, the thin tip of it threatening to break into your cervix whenever he goes too deep, your whiny moans doing nothing but encouraging him to be rougher. The way your hands grasp his tentacles for support awake something primal in him, instincts taking over despite his love for you, ramming faster and harder into you as yet another sticky tentacle comes up to grope your tits, baby-blue eyes focused on your reactions with immaculate focus.

The tip of his tentacle lifts your chin up, half-lidded eyes staring back at him with so much love and trust that the torment of being a social reject for over 100 years feels like nothing. His lips crash against yours the moment his three hearts start to hurt again, wanting to use your warmth to get rid of the pain.

His angel, his saviour— his saving grace. It may seem pathetic, yet the way his eyes moisten up is nothing but another of so many displays of trust, greedily taking all you have to offer and willing to give back even more than what he took, his sticky, black tongue wrapping around yours as he finally lets go of your arms, swallowing thickly when they wrap around his slimy neck, returning his kiss with feverish passion even when you feel his sperm packet being fucked right into your womb, filling you up with a thick load; a permanent testament to your love.

Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

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