does someone ever say something to you and you can just feel the

figuratively pop up over your head 

Any living person: “Let’s go to the beach!”

Me:

There’s this girl at my school and she’s really nice and I remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it everytime she had a happy thought/something good happened/she laughed etc. It was always kind of cute how you’d just hear the little click every once in a while throughout class it always made me smile knowing that it was bc something made her feel happy idk

she was training herself to be happy oh my god

does it work???? Imagine feeling yourself slipping into depression and you just click a few times and your brain says “wait, this is the sound of happiness I have to release serotonin”

She fucking Pavlov’d herself, the absolute madwoman

assflash newshole

when ur favourite character dies out of nowhere 

This regenerative candle creates a new candle as it melts. 

This is brilliant

This is very good.

This is meddling with forces we have yet to fully comprehend.

It’s wax.

Me introducing myself

She literally said NAMASTE as NEH-MASE

Her comedic timing on every one of these is absolutely flawless…. I wonder how it feels being the funniest person on earth

Super shy but pushing through it 😭

I’m a stay at home thot

total drama is just kidzbop danganronpa

This post is so incredibly, powerfully horrible that I’m your arch nemesis now OP

where’s the lie

THSNK YOU LMAO

DUH

10% Luck; 20% Skill; 15% concentrated doctor of phil

chaotic ugly

i am an idiot sometimes but sometimes i am an idiot to be funny you know? for the joke. and i want people to know the difference. sometimes my actions are purposeful. sometimes i think. i want you to know that. even when i am just being a regular idiot i choose to say things knowing i am an idiot. i am the chooser of my own fate. i am the god of my own reality.

me trying to write a conclusion to my paper

The Grandmaster from Thor: Ragnarok and King Julien from Madagascar have the same energy.

Pros and Cons about making art

Pros:

Cons: 

when u know somebody is lyin