How does it feel to be the worst planeswalker card in the whole game?
Dear mortal,
When you say “game,” I assume you are referring to the pitiful emulation of real magic that you mortals seem to enjoy so much.
I have seen my “in-game” likeness and absolutely love it. It symbolizes my unwillingness to help anyone but myself- even if I appear loyal at first.
You see, mortal, I owe you absolutely nothing. Just because you ask for my help does not mean that I need to give it to you. The reason that my card seems to lack power is that I am simply not interested in aiding the likes of you.
So no, my card is not “the worst,” as you say. Rather, think of it as a message: don’t assume everyone is your ally. That is a path to a sudden and painful death, and I might just be the devil to pull the trigger.
Hope to make an appearance in your deck soon.
Painfully yours,
Tibalt
