tag yourself, i’m a female enabler

I'm dykes on bikes

filmed my boss firing me from my sales position

What.

Whatever I just heard, make it into a TV show

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

why does he have so many buttons undone

the clique when Heathens plays

I can’t stop watching this

THE SEQUEL TO THIS IS HALLOWEEN

I’m scared

“gen 1 had pokemon with the coolest designs!”

“new pokemon are based on objects, i hate it!”

“pokemon used to have names with a meaning and not something someone thought of in a minute”

“pokemon used to be based on animals, now theyre not!”

“FOOD POKEMON? hahahaha thats so stupid! ICE CREAM POKEMON! HILARIOUS!”

“gen 1 was the best!”

why do men do that thing where they can know absolutely nothing about a topic but will still find a way to talk to you like they have a PhD on it

Or everyone thinking that eggs and mayonnaise are dairy products

can I throw out a quick ‘please don’t fucking crash the wedding when it happens post’

cause if you guys remember someone did that to just a CREW member for ATL. So yeah, don’t do that.

Some Neat selfies I took on my birthday

Bro ur hot

What. The. Actual. Fuck. 

colleges are literally thirsty af

Reblog this with the whitest way possible to die. 

electrocuted by your electric can opener

Reblog this with the whitest way possible to die. 

choking to death on your Starbucks

reblog the gay frog in 30 seconds and you will meet the gay love of your life

This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.

*crosses fingers*

This is the only moment you can reblog this. after today, it will be impossible forever.

Saturday Night Live will be hosted by Donald Trump on November 7th

The idea of a man such as Trump hosting SNL is terrifying, and I believe he’s gotten enough television and press time. I really want to make the country realize that Trump is the opposite of what most of us want. I know this plea doesn’t have a chance in hell, but I’m hoping for a mass boycott of SNL November 7th. His airtime won’t mean anything if no one is watching it. Please reblog this I recognize that not watching a tv show is a small act individually, but if millions of people tune out, we may actually get our voices heard.

Tldr: Don’t watch SNL on November 7th because Trump is a bad man.

It’s absolutely dispicable that Lorne Michaels and NBC would stoop this low for an obvious ratings ploy.

Ok…..if this ain’t a sign that SNL should just end its run now…..then maybe this will serve as one…..Trump? Hosting? Fuck outta here with that bullshit!

Count me in on that boycott!

If you don’t think SNL isn’t going to drag him, you don’t know SNL

This movie is fuckin fake bc the real atl never play Vegas live

Empathy.

Been thinking.

Been thinking that I hate old fashioned phrases like, “what happened to the…” and “when I was a kid…”

I remember that crock of BS.

I remember how it made me feel small; There was a change in me when I was first told “no” that curdled and frothed and bubbled and brewed and welled up so big that I didn’t know what to do with it. I was a child, but being told no was like being told I couldn’t breathe air. I shook my fists and gnashed my terrible teeth until I was sent to bed without supper.

I remember rebellion. I remember coming face to face with issues I believed in and fighting for them like there was no alternative. I was so hell-bent on being right that I didn’t give two shits about being correct.

I remember being wrong and being proven wrong.

I remember reading facts that blew my mind and changed my life, and my opinion of life, and what life was all about to me. I remember doubting religion, despite being brought up Christian. I remember who I thought Jesus was supposed to be.

I remember learning from my own wrong doings, and actually rehearsing ways to swallow that giant fucking lump in my throat that said, “You know, you’re wrong,” choking back tears and trying to maintain perspective after I was caught stealing, and vandalizing property. I remember being such a little shit.

But I learned, somehow. And since then there has been a shift.

There is a rising of a generation that I am now so heavy-handedly a part of: the selfie-stick-wielding, drone-flying, online-trolling, soapbox-preaching, youtube-shaming, bully generation of today- and I am not proud of it. I don’t want to be a part of it. And yet, I know that I somehow helped create it.

It’s a fucking monster.

Through our computer screens, it’s become overtly apparent that we exist now in a multi-generational gathering of people who have been convinced by the world-wide nature of what we have in front of our fingertips, (a keyboard and a shitty social network,) that what we may hold dear in our own hearts and minds is something that we should also force upon the people around us.

But that’s ridiculous. IT’S NOT TRUE.

Currently, we are living in a sad online world where feminists are attacking other feminists for being incorrectly feminist…

Where the only way to stop angry people with guns is to own more guns to kill them with first…

Where white people can’t possibly understand, or feel remorse for what happened to their black friends, and their black friends are ostracized by their other black friends for having white friends who can’t possibly relate…

Where a trans kid can’t read the bible because he/she is trans, and it just doesn’t add up in God’s eyes…

It’s all completely fucked, and it’s all “the word of the web.”

We’re so privileged to have such rapid access to information, and tragically, we’re are using it to incite the wrong reactions. We have the ability to snap a picture of ourselves and instantly filter it to look better, but when it comes to words, we seem to have zero filter at all. I wonder why we don’t try to make ourselves look as good as we do in our selfies?

We live in a world of keywords, hashtags and crappy, inconsiderate opinions- it seems to me that in a lot of cases, we’ve completely lost the plot. And through it all, we’re starting to lose room for compassion. For empathy. We all come from different places, and different walks of life, but the goal is right there on the horizon, and if there’s one thing I’ve noticed, it’s that even in our faults, we all seem to be aware of the need for change as a new generation: That we should forget our differences and lend a helping hand.

Don’t trip each other up as we stride toward something better.

When I was a kid, I remember picking each other up off the blacktop when we fell down. 

What happened to that?