My name is Rod, and I like to party.

Of all the people we should be drug testing it should be the people who have literal stashes of drugs at their work place

I see we’re no longer being subtle

This post just shot me between the eyes

women only want one thing and its other women

all I want in life is financial stability, consistent kinky sex, and good food.

oh my god

what;s the point of having animals if you won’t let them on the furniture, you stupid bitch

the spiders in my house watching me put up spider webs as halloween decorations

Halloween’s cultural appropriation knows no bounds

12 Adult Actors Who Played Teens Vs. What Teens Really Look Like

Grease, enough said 

i love that this article is not only pointing out a super common and troubling phenomenon in movie culture but was also probably set up the way it is specifically so the author could put embarrassing pictures of their friends on buzzfeed

If we were married I’d pack your lunch with one of these bad boys every day

A real bad bitch respects minimum wage workers

how did abortions get banned faster than assault rifles