Knife duck

Paramore was right. Hard times

simon and garfunkel, often referred to as the dan and phil of folk rock,

“I’m having his baby! No I’m not, but you should see your faces!”

(x)

I love how the tornado doesn't look malicious. She's just dancing along, doing her thing, and it's a pity you're so very ant-sized below.

tumblr will turn anything into a girl

of course, this is the turning into a girl website

I do believe the girl is turning already

chronic illness mood of the week

Did I stutter

i feel bad for bigender people, the commute between Jupiter and college has got to be rough

via richardscarrylove

guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

absolutely

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cj2NnfjocpY/

im just someones weird sister

knitted banners by freddie robins

when you think about it english-speaking people making fun of dutch and german for sounding like goofy clown english is like pointing at your parents and going "lmao 😂😂 they look like me but oldddd"