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Overseer Albedo

@lovely-overseer-albedo-blog

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kinashia

So this happened… Lady Albedo… Congrats!!

Albedo: Ainz-sama! Look! Look! Our child has grown so much!

@lord-momonga @touch-me @ulbert-alain-odle @shizu-delta If you could all react to this in character that’ll be cool!

Pandora’s Actor, what sort of tomfoolery is this? I am deeply touched you are somehow implying I am the natural choice to bear Lord Ainz’ heir but this sort of chicanery will make our great overlord think his reproductive duties to my person have been completed, therefore denying this one of the chance to get anointed by a supreme being. Please refrain yourself from pulling this sort of illusion, my dear...

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@lord-momonga had this ask hidden within his scarlatite “Never to be read” suggestions box but considering its of utmost importance to provide the world with his byzantine wisdom, who better than the Overseer to answer this query?

Having said so, while Nazarick has been known for housing all sorts of deviant connoisseurs who would gladly give enough funding and support to your sex shop within the city-state of Virginia, the Great Tomb of Nazarick and the Sorcerer Kingdom reserve themselves the right to provide signal boosts lest the Theocracy miscreants and the Holy Kingdom plebs use said nadirs of degeneracy as espionage rings (which of course will be crushed with extreme prejudice)

However, do not fret, young anon, I will personally make sure some of our top quality body pillows are to be delivered to your place of trade and 2 of our Greater Luck spells just to show Nazarick is with you even though it can not officially say so.

All hail Ainz Ooal Gown!

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Want To Impress A Lover? Pig Testicles Will Do The Trick!

Boiled catnip and dried ground pig testicles mixed with wine were among the recipes recommended to fix male infertility during the Medieval Period, an academic in England has discovered. Based on English and Latin texts from the period, the new research also shows that women were not always blamed for infertility, as has previously been thought.

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Farewell, Mongrels

Due to some recent and irritating developments within the communities I am part of, I have decided to quit roleplaying not only as Aqua but as Satella and Albedo to venture on the less troublesome worlds of turbo posting and Iqiyi/Bilibili/Nicovideo debauchery. I wanna thank my lovely followers and friends for the good times we have spent together. May the future have great things in store for everybody so we can keep believing in magic.

See you at the crossroads and all hail Ainz Ooal Gown.

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Dark Solidarity (OOC)

Geyo, my dear followers and friends at Tumblr. Today I am not gonna be approaching everybody as any of my muses from Overlord, Re:Zero, Konosuba, etcetera but as the moderator of said blogs (AKA Mun).

The reason for this message is a simple one but whose own paradoxical complexity needs to be addressed. Yesterday, my dear friend @butterflysface​ started to get hate mail because she roleplays as Griffith and several people began to assume the worst of her just because of the evil deeds performed by her muse. She did not deserve to be facing that kind of crap and luckily for her, countless of her friends came to assist her. However, this is not an isolated case of anons spouting bile and hatred towards roleplayers whose only “sin” was liking evil characters (which, of course does not equal liking evil) so it is time we do something about it before this kind of cyber-bullying gets out of control. Just as we roleplayers deliver a good time for our followers, we deserve a respectful treatment whether we like heroic characters or their anti-thesis.

Having stated the reason behind this post, I am gonna have to take drastic measures by either deactivating my askbox for 2 weeks or making it anon-unfriendly for 1 week (to see how valiant those haters really are) as a way to show my solidarity to my fellow “evil” roleplayers. Should you wish to do something similar, then by all means, do so. Tumblr might not be the safe haven for certain people but it does not have to be hell.

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Anonymous asked:

A Yaoi victim asks: when's the soonest we can have all bl doujins with my face purged?

Unfortunately for you, Yaoi Victim, there is no way we can have all those BL doujins purged unless you provide your name. After all, you are not the only one afflicted by said magazines.

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Anonymous asked:

Constantly Dying Lancer asks: When will you offer healthcare for us less-fortunate servants of the people?

Luckily for you, Hound of Ulster, Nazarick has decided to offer a very interesting healthcare for all of kind of undeads, including heroic spirits/servants as yourself as long as they swear eternal loyalty to Ainz Ooal Gown. Judging from one of our beholders, you are both pleased and intending on taking full advantage of our healthcare as this record below shows.

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Lady Overseer, if I may make a suggestion in regards to Education for those under Lord Aniz's rule. I propose that the study and advancement of the Sciences and Mathematics be prioritized. It is an undeniable fact that conquest of this world is inevitable, so once that goal is complete we must focus on what comes afterwards. Shall we become complacent in our domination of this one jewel? I say no, let us instead turn our eyes upwards, and take the very stars themselves.

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Even though Lord Ainz has prioritized the conquest of this New World, your suggestion appears to be among his potential policies and, as such, he would be greatly pleased to apply it within Nazarick and its vassal states. Normally I would say to let ignorant swine to remain so but @lord-momonga and @tabula-smaragdina-reborn have my opened my eyes to the merits of educated subjects to the greatness of Nazarick. Your suggestion will be considered.

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Anonymous asked:

Emilio Manly Titan asks: Where's the Nazarick muscle supplements that I ordered a month ago?! I gave up my flying wolverine, Pock, for that!

According to our database, your order was delivered several months ago and it was accepted by a friend of yours. His name was Cromwell apparently so feel free to speak with him about said supplements, Mr. Emilio Manly Titan.

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