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College Horror Story

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And people get all fouled up because they want the world to have meaning as if it were words… As if you had a meaning, as if you were a mere word, as if you were something that could be looked up in a dictionary. You are meaning.

Alan Watts (via thecalminside)

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You, yourself, are the eternal energy which appears as this Universe. You didn’t come into this world; you came out of it. Like a wave from the ocean.

Alan Watts (via stardust-seedling)

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Rick’s catchphrases from Total Rickall

  • Wubba lubba dub duuuuub
  • RICKY TICKY TABBY BIIIIIIIIIIITCH~
  • And thats the waaaaaaaaaay the news goes!
  • Hit the sack, Jack!
  • UH-OH, summersault jump!
  • AIDS
  • And that’s why I always say “Shum shum schlippity dop!”
  • GrrrraaaaAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS… tastes bad.
  • No jumpin’ in the sewer!
  • Burger time!!
  • Rubber baby buggy bumpers!
  • LICK-LICK-LICK MY BALLS
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things to say during sex:

  • wubba lubba dub dub
  • ricky ticky tavvy bitch
  • and awaaaaaay we go!
  • hit the sack, jack
  • uh oh, summersault jump!
  • AIDS
  • and that’s why I always say “shum shum schlippity dop”
  • no jumping in the sewer
  • burger time!!
  • rubber baby buggy bumpers
  • lick lick lick my balls
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WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

ladies and gentlemen, behold

the St. Louis City Museum:

Playground for adults and children.

They even serve alcohol.

I know where we’re going guys

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