three words that describe me

r u… a worm

long, wiggly and ready to get squiggly

Girls, women. Please read this.

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Am I hallucinating or are these ads for tinder advocating for the consumer to stay off tinder

Tinder, it seems, is embracing its status as a hookup app

Tinder in 2015: look at all these cute, successful couples that #metontinder

Tinder in 2018:

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Ground turning dark, growing cold.

A Star is Born - 2018

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i’ve been sitting here for like 5 minutes trying to think of a caption but i absolutely cannot think of anything funnier than this collection of images

my brother my brother and me

Me, overwatering my thousandth cactus / succulent:

Kassandra! 😍🙏💪🦅

UPD Now available at Redbubble & Society6!

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

//He just wanted that beef.