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alicia🌹

@lanabo-bana / lanabo-bana.tumblr.com

~this moment will just be another story someday~
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phone camera vs film camera

omfg i can’t believe this got so many notes this was on my old private blog wow i am proud

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blankurlblog

IVE MET A SEX OFFENDER ON THE APP TINDER AND IM WARNING EVERYONE IN AND AROUND AUSTIN TEXAS OF THIS MAN. I CONTACTED TINDER AND THEY REFUSE TO TAKE ANY FURTHER ACTION. PLEASE REBLOG THIS SO THAT OTHER GIRLS CAN STAY SAFE FROM THIS MAN. HES TERRIBLE.

Liking this iSNT HELPING. REBLOG IT. A SIMPLE LIKE IS NOT LETTING OTHER WOMEN SEE THIS.

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female celebs: *hold hands*
media: gal pals :)
female celebs: *kiss each other*
media: GAL PALS :)
female celebs: *get married*
media: G̹̪͖̠̮̯̙̕͘͝A͍̝̫̼͕͓̰̝̕͜L̷̳̰͢ ̛͍̙̣̳̣̫̀P̶̷҉͓̙̦̟̼A̺̻̞̳͝ͅͅḼS̸̴͎̹͇̥̣͔ͅ ̝ͅ:̠͢͜)͏͏̰͕̟̣ͅ
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nbhcannibal

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google this is his work laptop

he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did u just tell em to marry their dad

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i’m not the prettiest on tumblr at all but i can do twenty pull ups 

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chessys

Cool i am the prettiest and i can do twenty one

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sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

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person: caffeine raises ur anxiety levels
me: *hands shaking, heart pounding* okay, that sounds fake but... okay
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my younger cousin’s favorite quote is “mamma mia that is a spicy meatball” and he says it all the time and earlier we went outside to play basketball and he tripped and fell over the uneven concrete and i was about to say are you ok when i heard “mamma mia that is a spicy sidewalk”

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squishycalum

its not even underwear its a supportive strap i wear for a sprained ankle

This is like the girl who sent a guy a picture of her knees in a bra and pretended it was boobs

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