Wanda is gone just around a month taking care of obscure plot related business in Europe. She fucks around in Germany for a while afterwards before she figures she might as well make her way back home now that everything was said and done. And by home she meant crashing in someone else's house since she is in one of her moods. Tired cranky agitated and ready to gut a bitch. These moods occur randomly but she knows enough to recognize that when left alone during one of them bad things tended to happen. So she pretty much needs a very durable babysitter and a place to sleep, wait that shit out.

The thing about Wanda (or one of the many things anyway) is that she's pretty fucked in the head and cannot always remember how long she's been gone for, or in rare cases, the fact that she was gone in the first place. Regardless of her completely fucked memory it wouldn't make much of a difference anyway. She didn't adhere to things like common courtesy that dictate things such as; letting people know that you were going to leave, when you might be back, or calling ahead and not showing up unannounced. She was much more adept at breaking and entering, picking locks calmed her, so did kleptomania but that's neither here nor there.

She lets herself in Peters place because, let's face it, he was a total pushover and Wanda didn't know many people. Or at least many people who wouldn't shoot her right in the face for pulling half the shit Peter let her get away with. Not that she was going to be pulling anything, or much of anything at the very least. She wants to take a nap anyway for some reason it felt like she hadn't slept in weeks, although she did feel like that most of the time anyway. And Peters bed was like super comfortable, really great for her back!

Do you think it's easy being the only very attractive girl in a group of all guys, all the time?

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----This is mine now. I'm not giving it back.

*brushes dust off of blog*

Um yes hullo, friends. I'm still alive. Shocking, I know right? So I would very much like to get back on Wanda and start interacting with all you lovely babes, however I highly doubt I'd ever pick up any of my old threads. They're like ancient at this point it'd take a lot to revive them. But I'm still super interested in doing things with the lovely muns and muses who helped make those threads happen in the first place. So if you want to plot anything my inbox is wide open, I'll also post starters and the like. I'm really excited about getting this blog running again, I really missed playing Wanda. Whoooo!!! tl;dr I'm back, fuckers! Now who wants to plot?

invincibleshellhead replied to your post:youusedme & invincibleshellhead UM EXCUSE ME BUT...

I AM GOING TO FUCKING GIVE BIRTH TO A TOASTER

youusedme & invincibleshellhead

Wanda is vaguely insulted by the insinuation despite how accurate it is.

                  [How dare she be completely right about us?]                               (Cut her! Cut her right in the face!)

' You know what they say about assuming; it makes   you a fucking bitch and something about being an ass. '

daddys-little-hit-girl

           ' Hey, kid, wanna make five bucks? '

youusedme:

"I don't know what you're talking about." Wanda says words tasting   a lot like  stolen pie.  "You really should learn to trust people more;  you  might be surprised."  Although  its far more  likely  that  Steve                                                          won't be the least bit surprised.