Black Paladin!Shiro 4ever bitch!

the smallest artist i listen to? probably the bird outside my window

Steggy text posts // that's why they're compatible

If you see this message on your timeline, I wish you unconditional love and great success.

Next up: the heron! Another from this series.

HAPPENING NOW: texas state troopers are menacing a pro palestine protest on ut austin's campus. AN ENCAMPMENT HASNT EVEN BEEN ESTABLISHED YET

one arrest has been made at ut austin so far. protesters are seemingly boxed in on all sides. in a follow up tweet to this one, op notes students are attempting to dearrest the protester.

edit: after having posted this i found a tweet from ut austin's newspaper saying a second person has been arrested.

Fuck Texas. Fuck The University of Texas, Fuck the police, Fuck Israel. Free Palestine.

close to 50 people were arrested today by fascist APD and state troopers. this was supposed to be a peaceful protest with teach-ins, pizza, and study sessions. DPS almost immediately began cordoning, harassing, and arresting students and community members. this bail fund was set up by austin's palestine solidarity committee. from the river to the sea, palestine will be free! 🇵🇸

I love all the headcanons about the batkids reaching certain ages and realizing how insane it was that Bruce did (thing) at that age, but I ESPECIALLY love the image of a mid-forties Jason landing a little too hard after his last grappling line and realizing that, holy shit, Bruce’s knees must have been splintering at this point. AND he had a broken back??

Danny : so what kind of criminal are you?

Jason: !?

Jazz: Danny! You dont just ask someone that

Danny: you do when they're dating you

Jazz: what's that's supposed to mean

Danny: Sis, you have a type, and it's jailable

Jazz: no its not. Aaron wasn't a criminal

Danny: he got arrested last week for tax evasion

Jazz gasp: no

Danny: Yes, do I even need to bring up Mr human trafficer or Mr klepto or that you were almost murdered on your first ever date

Jazz: my type isn't jailable

Danny: your celebrity crush is Red Hood

Jazz: -/////////-

Danny: so back to my question what kind of criminal are you?

Jason still prossessing: I work under Red Hood

Danny: Oh, so you're like a smuggler or somethin'

Jason: or somethin'

I like to think that during this convo, the batfam is listening in. Steph then sends Jazz smash or pass photos, for science.

The bats hear this and then check into every single ex Jazz had. Just in case. And yeah. Her brother was right. The ones not yet arrested? Will be soon!

Danny snaching a file from Tim: Hey, hey, klepto was cool leave him alone

Jazz: you know the model rocket and other stuff he gave was stolen right?

Danny: and now he's in rehab and is going strong for 4 months now

Jazz: it concerns me how much you keep track of my ex's

Danny: I only keep track of the ones I like and the ones that need to stay in the hospital

Danny: One tried to kill you. One tried to sell you. One tried to steal your ID for their cousin. Of course I keep track!

Tim:..... Why are you letting her date anyone?

Danny: Because I enjoy saving her from her own bad decisions. At least Jason just works for Red Hood!

Tim: I can't believe that's a selling point for my brother.

Danny: Yeah, about that? How exactly does the son of the local billionaire end up working for a crime lord? There's a story and I want to know. So so badly.

Jazz: You say that like Sam wouldn't do the same thing?

Danny: No, Sam would become a crime lord herself. She'd never settle for henching.

Tim:..... Do we need to be worried about an up and coming crime lord?

Danny: Nah! It's fine. Sam, went into law. So she can use companies who Fuck up the environment and screw over the poor. She's having a great time.

~ Purple | Orange | Blue ~

Outstanding

this is like one of those scenes in anime where they put a drop of magic in the water and it gets purified, except the magic is people being people

danny phantom is such a weird thing to me because looking back it was pretty much just your standard butch hartman fare with cheesy not-always-good writing and dumb puns and a LOT of cliches and a relatively short run-time and kind of an awkward art style?? but it’s all wrapped around this. premise which gets potentially disturbing when you actually stop to think about the ramifications of a boy being LITERALLY half dead and the reason the cartoon sticks in ppls’ minds so much is because of this disturbing potential for horror which the cartoon never actually tapped into. it’s almost like ppl remember the concept of the show more than the show itself and it’s both strange and kinda cool and interesting

IM SO SICK OF YOU ALL

No nuance allowed. please share for a bigger sample 💕💕💕💕💕

*by eat i mean how do you prefer your cereal.

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

Chat where did I go wrong

the reviews are in

it’s even better when it’s like..

Oh.

Oh.

That’s the best shit and you can pry it out of my cold, dead hands

Bonus points if that’s followed by Oh no.

It breaks my heart to see how underrated pigeons are. The fact that we had literally domesticated them, making them absolutely dependent on us and now that we've abandoned them, we treat them poorly when they try to coexist with us. It's our responsibility for how they have adapted, how they can't build nests and how they try to find food wherever we are. Please be nice to pigeons