can we stop the father threatening his daughter’s boyfriend trope? and the dads don’t know how to take care of their kids when their wives are gone trope? and the virgin males are always awkward and geeks trope? and the bachelor who can’t take care of himself without a mother and/or wife trope? and the husband sees any attractive woman and has to cheat on his wife trope? and the if a boy is interested in you then he is just trying to get into your pants at any cost trope? and the boy who wears nail polish or likes theatre has to be gay and therefore “weak” trope?

can we stop hypermasculine tropes in media?

also the married men are miserable because they’re “tied down” or have to spend time with their wives.

yes that one too

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:

“and then i saw him walk across the room. he got very close to me and whispered “back that sass up”“

80,000 NOTES AND I GOT ONE!

“ He descended upon me, that pink archangel, with those pink and ripe nipples. “

12 minutes “Oh not. Not another fire bender!” I said to myself. But then he came up behind me and grabbed my ass. So he’s cool now I guess 288,250 notes

HALF AN HOUR AT MOST “Its okay,” he said leaning his walking stuck against the wall and removing the young man’s glasses “ let me frost your roll” matt the blind cinnamon roll blushes as his core softened for his new lover.

Impress me

surprise me

sure

Obama’s reaction to a baby dressed as a Pope.

Here's to all the mixed girls who:

- don’t have perfect, thick curly hair - don’t have light skin - don’t have blue or green eyes - don’t have small, perky noses - don’t have freckles that dot their cheeks - don’t have curves - don’t look like zendaya or all the other pretty mixed girls portrayed in the media

this is the only explanation for harley’s terrible shirt

fucking THANK YOU

reblogging for nonwhite Poison Ivy and for @pink-rainbow-sparkles

Thank you!

If dark skin doesn’t fit your ‘aesthetic’, rethink your ideals. 

You realize dark skin doesn’t go with everything, right? That doesn’t make it bad, it just means dark brown and pastel pink look like shit together.

They really don’t - pastels look quite stunning on dark skin! And dark skin can and does go with everything!

the blatant racism

of course it’s a homestuck fan lmao

Someone who hasn’t seen the Starbomb music videos explain this

Bird crashes wedding, much to the dismay of the overall-clad Italian and his bubblegum bride

thanks for the hot tip, tumblr spambot that just started following me

dont tell me where to put lizards

girl scout: hi how are yo-

me: thin mints

relationship goal: a relationship

is anyONE ELSE JUST SO EXCITED FOR PUMPKINS AND HOT CHOCOLATE AND HaLLOwEEEEN AND SPOOKY MOVIES AND FAIRS AND KNEE SOCKS AND PUMPKIN LATTES AND BIG BLANKETS AND COZY CUDDLY SWEATERS AND PRETTY LEAVES AND i just started crYING

I wear knee socks all year round but yES

yall know so much about astrology

We’re all just making shit up as we go

yall know so much about astrology: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo we’re just making shit up as we go: Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces 

wheres capricorn

Wheres capricorn: capricorn

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

:)