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my beautiful gorgeous wife (matthew tkachuk) is going out in public (in the ice) and all these horrible men (opponents) are throwing themselves at her (he is drawing penalties by being in people's ways) and thankfully these strange men are sent to jail (penalty box) all because my beautiful gorgeous wife (matthew tkachuk) is so sexy and awesome and hot (annoying)
my beautiful gorgeous wife (matthew tkachuk) is going out in public (in the ice) and all these horrible men (opponents) are throwing themselves at her (he is drawing penalties by being in people's ways) and thankfully these strange men are sent to jail (penalty box) all because my beautiful gorgeous wife (matthew tkachuk) is so sexy and awesome and hot (annoying)
face of a man who has just seen the five guys on the ice get involved in a brouhaha and is thoughtfully considering how he can create even more chaos (he fought david p.astrnak a mere minute later)
Aleksander Barkov - Boston Bruins at. Florida Panthers 05/08/24/
did some math based on adventurer's bible stuff about average sizes of tallmen & half-foots & the canon heights of the characters and. chilchuck is the half-foot equivalent of 6'5
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"hey man how's the game g-"
what do you think the boys who were tossed are doing in the locker room? just barking in each others faces?
happy smallpox eradication day to all who celebrate, which is everyone!
“On December 9, 1979, the disease was confirmed to have been eradicated, with the World Health Assembly making the declaration official five months later.”
“On May 8, 1980, more than two years after the last known case, the World Health Assembly formally declared the world free of smallpox.”
celebrate twice!
libsoftiktok going after a beloved inventor furry for some reason
if you're wearing a fitbit, you're using spottacus's technology. be grateful.
oh boy
the rat on rat crimes that have ensued and its only the first period
boston bruins @ florida panthers game 2 | 5.8.24
iconic of him. he must be getting ready to drop a fuckin' nuke or some shit. he WANTS people to talk about it. hes out for blood. he wants to make sure drake will never come back from this.
if you were trapped in a time loop how many repetitions do you think it would take for you to willingly kill another person, knowing there would be no consequences
I so badly want to ask this question at a party or something where I can set parameters and ask follow up questions gfdgsd people saying "I just can't see myself doing it" I genuinely want to know why. There are no material consequences, there could be temporary benefits, so what would hold you back?
Official Time Loop Post
this is the single worst way i've ever read to describe an erection, frank herbert
CLUTCHING MY PEARLS
Never let anyone tell you hockey is a serious sport.
god i love montour for this😭😭
