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hey i'm ruby and i'm actually a zombie 17 | uk | they/them | gemini | red team
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ALSO HELP I'VE BEEN WATCHING THE X-FILES FOR LIKE 4 DAYS STRAIGHT NOW

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im bored and scrolling through my inbox and im laughing can you BELIEVE how much of a nerd melissa is

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listen, the David Cameron Pig Gate controversy is the fucking funniest news story of our time, bc this pretentious arsehole is never going to be taken seriously again. Every decision he makes is going to be met with ‘alright Dave, I hear what you’re saying but you put your dick in a dead pig so forgive me if I seek a second opinion’ what a time to be alive honestly.

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by far the best “meme” is british lads over reacting to something normal like “IANS BLOODY GOT A WHOLE LOAF OF BREAD IN HIS FREEZER, WHAT AN ABSOLUTE MAD MAN!!!”. Gotta love Ian. 

IAN THE NUT CASE BLOODY PICKED UP  A BROOM AND STARTED SWEEPING AT THE CLUB! CERTIFIED LEDGE!!! 

tumblr, i have an answer for you. this is exactly the phenomenon that makes a “cheeky nandos” cheeky

lads believe that everything they do is cheeky, all the time, so everything from walking down the street in a group to going for piri piri chicken is the subject of much WHEEEEYYY and endless documentation on facebook. the lad exists in a constant state of exhilaration that is exactly like the one normal people get when breaking a minor rule, except it never stops. it’s a seductive way to live, but as you can see, once you start on seeing nandos as cheeky you’re only a short way from being declared a “ledge” for using a broom fucking exactly as it was intended to be used.

banter. not even once.

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