i survived

i think this is my favorite tumblr ad so far

She just goes there to knock everything off the shelves

Debra “The Bulldozer” Johnson

*walks into kitchen at 2 am*

…wow okay.. i need to be quiet…

TRIPS OVER CHAIR, BREAKS LEG, CATCHES HOUSE ON FIRE

who brushes their teeth in the kitchen?

what

my favorite thing is when people from your high school who got married at 20 and have three kids at 22 post shit like “living with your significant other isn’t all fun it’s constant fighting and discomfort and never being happy! constant misery is natural and expected don’t get your hopes up! buy these pyramid scheme beauty products btw”

remember when hillary said she carried hot sauce in her bag and people started coming for her and someone made a post in hilarys defense saying she carried hot sauce in her bag since the 90′s and pulled out receipts???? 2016 was so fucking cursed

Summer is the white people of the seasons.

lmaoooo i was like damn who dis and then I realized 😂😂

Taylor Swift (via tumboy)

if u were a gifted/talented child who grew into an anxious adult w fragile self worth and a perfectionist streak that makes u abandon things if ur not good at them immediately clap ur hands

anyways guess who is still up Taylor S(nake)wift’s ass!!! And will still be reptilian friends with her!!!