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My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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How gorgeous is this.

Wow.

I’ve been waiting to see this again.

I absolutely adore this pandayuki

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Snowflakes are a weird concept to me. What makes them that shape? Why do they just fall out of the sky shaped like that? Who is making them that shape? Why did my ex gf Fav my tweet where I announced that I got laid off. Why did you do that sharon

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I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

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