telling people with curly hair that their hair looks better straightened should be a criminal offense
birth dates after 2000 just feel…. wrong. cursed
excuse me i was born in 2001, what are you gonna do about it
i dont have to do anything my dude, u already have a curse on u
Ursula, Kiki’s Delivery Service (via katiebishop)
mood
are you an “arrr” pirate or a “yo ho ho” pirate
I’m an “I’m not paying $600 for Photoshop” pirate
oh this one is good
I’m not obsessed with him, just very observant.
Rappin’s with Cap - Your changing body
Pennywise: down here Richie and Eddie are endgame and super gay for each other
Me:
can’t my serotonin levels just regulate their fucking selves. grow up
mother earth is literally committing suicide right now and y'all still think climate change is a hoax
It ain’t suicide. She’ll live on after this, she’s just killing all of us off.
thank God. I wholeheartedly support her decision
Tom “graceful” Holland
literally and figuratively me