The dangers and troubles of being a panda zookeeper.

LET! THEM! IN! THE! BASKET!!!!!

This poor woman is just trying to clean the leaves. #allpandas.

if you’re having a rough night, watch this. trust me.

i’m glad papa smurf wasn’t called daddy smurf that was a close call

Anxiety: look out me: for what Anxiety: look out

I’m watching a documentary on Netflix about animals getting prosthetics and this vet just hand sculpted a prosthetic beak for an injured swan and the very first thing it did was use its new beak to bite someone

that is very on-brand for swans

I hate that bugs don’t take fall damage

How I knock a spider off the ceiling and that shit hit the ground and start running

everyone last week: oh cool the “B” in IHOB is gonna stand for breakfast cool

IHOP: it’s gonna stand for…… *spins wheel* BURGERS

everyone:

me as a therapist

patient: i dont feel well

me: okay well i have it worse also didnt ask

we need a nintendogs app i am sick of living like this

this has to be one of b99’s best opens

generally one of televisions best openings

please watch brooklyn nine nine 

me: goodnight moon :)

moon: should’ve been saying goodnight 5 hours ago its 4am asshole get your life together

this is so fucking funny omg

14/? of RE:watch - Mulan (1998)

if i ever give birth please dont tell me my baby looks just like me within the first 2 months cause i know that newborn look ugly as shit so unless you tryna square up dont speak

she really did this